[yoshi-island]

[yekkes]

Woman: *attempts to set a boundary*

Man: Woowww :( so you like, hate me? You’re mad at me? Can’t you like, compromise your comfort a little bit for my convenience? I honestly think you’re being a little too sensitive here! Maybe you should look inward and consider why you’re so cold and heartless 😔

[xonorika]

[cosmicboner]

me when someone asks how im doing lately

[bumbleshark]

ya cant be afraid of the demons if you think theyre kinda hot

[bumbleshark]

me at 3am, tossing the covers off as the ghost knocks on my bedroom door: yah?? you come for this fat pussy tonight?

[bumbleshark]

im not joking. i conquer my nightmares by thotting my way to their hearts

[frogmp3]

men are fucked up but i like it when they have nose rings

[knuckleduster]

i love sacrilege and i do enjoy some blasphemy from time to time, it is all very sexy

[ewaneneollav]

*sleeps, but in a really fucked up and evil way*

[alectothecarrow]

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[angelicguy]

a mood ring with 2 colors- “horny” and “kill”

[zvrt]

[sadgalelissa]

when you want to be heartless but you know that’s not how you are

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

*imagines you, imagining me*

[baebyaga]

[bassiter]

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Don’t Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult except playing on a record player in the old, broken down house of a killer that you’re trapped in. You keep trying to find a way out, but every exit is locked, and you don’t have the strength to break a window so you instead hide in a closet, trying not to make a sound as he searches for you.

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justin timberlake: dirty babe, see these shackles baby i’m your slave, i’ll let you whip me if i misbehave

9 year old me:

[theselfcarelifestyle]

You deserve better. You will see it only when you are ready to see it, but once you have seen it you can never unsee it. You will never dare to settle for less ever again.

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