Poly, slutty, fat, hairy, t4t, obnoxiously empathetic, more edgelordy than id like to admit, terminally online long before it was a phrase, the product of unrestricted 90-00s internet and it fuckin shows.
Sometimes I post pretty sunsets
Sometimes I post porn i make
Sometimes I post poorly done art
Sometimes I post cringe fandom trash
Sometimes I post cannibalistic incest
Sometimes I post cookies I bake
The real freaky stuff's below the cut
This is a new blog, but I've lurked these cursed halls for more than 13 fuckin years at this point, and been into kink longer than that. Big ol switch, I love fighting for dominance its such a win-win fight.
Mostly into:
Giving oral to anyone, sitting on my face or smothering/choking me with your junk till I go a lil limp
EDGING. Denial. No touch. Scifi or magic orgasm blocking powers that others can weaponize against me.
In a similar vein, pleasure torture. Laying out a huge lineup of toys to slowly be used to make one come over and over till they're BEGGING you to stop. Good shit.
Blood play/scarification
Bodywriting
Feral, pred/prey, hard vore
Too big/too many toys/inflatable toys
Bathhouses/porn theaters/other public slut opportunities in the PNW
CNC/intox
Omo/bladder desperation
Hidden vibrators
Breeding (but only as a threat or power play)
Occasional roleplay (Mad Scientist/labrat, Owner/pet, Gyno/patient, killer/victim. Gotta have a good story)
Hard pass on anything age related, scat, vom, or forced detrans.
Hi!! It’s me again (the anon who asked for Eloise), I was wondering if you could do a sort of spooky regressor Moodboard? With like goosebumps, and tales from the crypt if possible and other spooky stuff too? Thank you so much!
my hobbies include trying and failing to draw, rolling around on the floor overcome with anxiety over everything, sleeping badly, crying, and putting my fat ringtail girlwiener into every wheel of government cheddar in the cave under springfield missouri. i call that one making frottage cheese
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.
"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????
I made a huge romantic steak dinner with parmesan smashed potatoes and garlic bread and it backfired, now the husbando is too full for me to suck his dick, my life is so hard :'(