[ghavialis]

And fuck Paul Mescal for making gaa shorts €30.

[freak-nation]

[auroraboringaliceinwonderland]

ID: there’s this middle aged straight manager at work and when he thinks someone’s non-binary he leans in and whispers “are there any pronouns I should be aware of?” But what’s crazy is he’s batting a thousand, he’s clocking cissexual she/theys I never even considered. Natural they-dar. End ID.

[gawayne]

should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

[soup-mother]

We taught this trained endocrinologist how hormones work and they killed themselves

[ronmerchant]

Bela Lugosi as Dracula- 1927

[theonion]

Citing a recent rash of barely mopped floors, sloppy register work, and general negligence, the opening staff of local restaurant Dom’s issued a harsh proclamation this week, saying it would no longer endure the half-assed performance of the closing staff.

“Enough is enough,” said Dan Vichas, who has worked the opening shift for more than a year and always gets stuck taking out the trash even though it’s not his job. “Look at this: They filled this bucket full of damp rags and then left them to sit over night, which they totally know they’re not supposed to do. Now I have to fill the bucket full of water, add bleach, and then dry the towels out properly—in addition to everything else on my prep list.”

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[greenbloods]

asoiaf most EVIL characters tier list

sansa stark (13 year old girl)

jaime lannister (unfunny)

jorah mormont (slaver)

leo tyrell (classist)

craster (born out of wedlock)

[spicychickenfingerings-deactiva]

[ghavialis]

Ned Stark was the original dead wife

[probuccalfat]

it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

[fervi-g]

Phantom Thread (2017) dir. Paul Thomas Anderson

[depsidase]

[energyprison]

Upon my death i had them hollow out my heart during the embalming. Anubis failed to notice my trick, but my life was one of such intense sin that the shell of my heart was still enough to tip the scales. Maybe next time

[junglejim4322]

If my grandkids don’t post shit like this when I die dig me back up and kill me again

[sacred-portal]

[twistedpictures]

(posting performatively for mutual #1) my thing about the dracula found footage microgenre is that i honestly just don’t think it does enough to utilize the obvious themes of marginalization in the age of social media (posting performatively for mutual #2) everyone has at least one oc who no doubles kins komaeda (posting performatively for mutual #3) Welcome back to spider-man infertility thursday (posting performatively for mutual #4) This week I’ve been setting up a gallery page on my neocities with better load times and i really like how it’s coming along! (off the cuff) I think deep fried spamton would taste like grandma’s ashes