shampoo doesn't expire, baby!

home of fox mulder bubblegum bitch friday welcome to my blarg. minors please don't follow, thanks my bestie guste

[aretarers]

What even

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[pokefan1241]

@aretarers

[throathole]

please don’t fuck my dad

At the end of the day it’s up to him

[gay--dog]

your mom is so grand dad she makes me flint stones

[gay--dog]

your dad went flint on my stones and we had a grand old time

[mrswhymrhow]

LAHABREA, EMET, SELCH, THEY’RE ALL DEAD. I REMAIN! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I REMAIN. AS THE FINAL HOPE FOR SALVATION

[tank4tank]

eternity's bond

[emcapi-gaming]

look at him!

(meme reference: LOOK AT Pittbert!)

[storm-driver]

image that came to me in a vision

[willgrahamscock]

how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants

[willgrahamscock]

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

[willgrahamscock]

oh come onnnnnn

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[anti-flowers]

Visit Original Link

made me a shadow in the shape of wonder, the waves of black

[threedollarsdotcom]

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

[aretarers]

(guy who has always connected with & been drawn to themes of struggling to let go of the past voice) yeah i liked final fantasy shadow bringers i guess

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude he's a pro and he's dating a noob, it's a problematic skill gap, it's not a healthy pwnage dynamic

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

got mistaken for a little dog and a milf put me in her purse

[slimetony]

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

[teaboot]

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

[slimetony]

I’m not really in any position to be picky

[anphivenas]

Its impossible to talk to this fucking guy

[girlmostlikely]

But I’m a creek. I’m a weird flow.