Who: whatever poor person is behind him in line @lunarcovestarters Where: Bumblebee Tea
“First it hurt a little bit, you know? Like woah, bro, what was that for? But that was when I still thought it was a raccoon or like BigFoot. But then it hurt a lot, and then I passed out. Which was a big bummer because we were ordering garlic knots, you know? So I missed out on that. And when I woke up, they’re like ‘yo, you’re a werewolf. And everyone in this town has crazy magic powers but shh, you can’t tell anyone.’ Then people are getting snatched on Vday! Which was brutal. Letters on people’s shirts, real anti-love stuff. But everyone’s still all shhhh, if you tell anyone we’re all going to die.” Mateo shook his head solemnly. He had his phone in his hand and was tapping idly on the front. He’d turned it off two days ago as a sort of desperate measure to cold turkey quit TikTok, but the urge to turn it back on and make a video right now was becoming nearly overwhelming. “Anyway, that’s how I’m doing. How you doing, Man?” He grinned and offered his hand in a fist bump to the poor person working the cash register who had made the mistake of asking ‘how are you doing today?’. “Oh, I’ll take the biggest iced Chai you got. And whatever they want.” He gestured to the person behind him as he handed over both his credit card and a hundred dollar bill which he placed in the tip jar. “I got you, dude. Hey, you got magic powers?”
So-ra was making faces of sympathy at the cashier behind the man’s back. Even if she didn’t work in a customer service job, she dealt with the public enough to empathize. People really didn’t understand the forced politeness of public service. Still - it sounded like this guy was having a rough go at life. Which, really - fit most people in town by now. She raised her eyebrows at his tip and offer. Maybe she’d misjudged him?
“I wish - unfortunately poisoning by oleander only gives you an upset stomach, not cool earthy magic. I’m still as human as they come.” So-ra glanced up at the menu, although she knew she wasn’t going to change her order. “Can I please have an extra large soy latte, with two extra shots of espresso?” Moving to the other side of him, So-ra waited while he settled with the cashier. “So Wolf-Boy, sounds like it has been rough. Mainly missing out on the garlic knots, if I’m being honest.” She smirked, although her commiseration was genuine. Those garlic knots were to die for. “I’m So-ra.”
















