confused

@tak3_tw0 on instagram :)

[ghengis-khant]

See i love tumblr bc unlike other social media sites (INSTAGRAM) this bacteria colony litereally does not change, no stupid updates that dont do anything, or weird ass fucking algorithm,, I havent been on here since like 2020 and shit has not budged

[ghengis-khant]

i want to spoon his brains out and take a little nap in his hollowed out skull <333

[ghengis-khant]

pls tell me im not alone in this but, how tf do you tell the difference between attraction and gender envy

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

quick guide to the new onceler movie

alternate title: a post i Really wish i didn’t have to make

im 90% sure everyone knows about this but ive seen so many confused people and as a professional twitter lurker i decided to compile a quick post so… here we go

“what the hell is the new onceler movie” someone leaked a trailer of a new onceler movie on twitter and everyone is going nuts. “it’s fake” it’s not bc the leaker got hit with a copyright notice from illumination and might get sued according to twitter law people. “what’s it about” maleficent-esque retelling of the lorax which portrays the onceler as sympathetic and… weirdly attractive? god

either way twitter is on fire rn and ive compiled some of my fave reactions:

and my favourite

[bitchvirgo]

everything i know about supernatural has been learned involuntarily

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

love characters who are superficially dumb-coded

[ghengis-khant]

Yo i just started listening to Hozier and,,, its really good,? how tHE fUCK do y'all manage to listen to fuCKInG "If I was born as a blackthorn tree

I'd wanna be felled by you

Held by you

Fuel the pyre of your enemies"

and not go fUCKing APeShiT?!!!?!

yall,,,

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I tried making scrambled eggs in a microwave.

[ghengis-khant]

you can?

[ghengis-khant]

New alignment Chart!!!

Someone put this into an image but basically mentally ill brain me decided on one of those four way ones,,, on one scale we have rabbit vs hare,, and the other way we have Old vs New Rodrick

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

If I knew that’s what it would take to get rid of russian Jeff bozo I would have started shipping the good omen guys back in season 1

[something-with-too-many-teeth]

May I ask what the fuck this means

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Jeff bozo stepped down as the king of russia bc the good omens guys kissed before immediately being beamed off planet

[gothicdivaxx]

ok but HOW are they related i DONT UNDERSTAND

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

evil man bald gay angel nevada

[ghengis-khant]

Putin Stepped Down Destiel is Canon

[00437bedsheets]

it’s pretty much common knowledge on twitter but i don’t know if they’re widespread anywhere else? they might be, who knows, but i wanna make an informational post anyway

tone indicators!!!!

a tone indicator is a little addition to the end of a sentence, post, etc. that confirms the tone you typed it in! it’s REALLY helpful for neurodivergent people like me because in my own personal experience it’s hard for me to tell what people are exactly trying to say sometimes, especially over text. the main tone indicators i see people use are:

/j (joke)

/hj (half joking)

/lh (lighthearted)

/s (sarcasm)

/g or /gen (genuine)

/p (platonic)

/srs (serious)

/lyr (lyrics)

/c (copypasta)

/q (quote)

here are some examples:

i’m pissed off /srs

i love you!!! /p

wow way to go /s

i’ve been insensitive, i’m sorry /gen

so on and so forth!!! spread the word :)

[ghengis-khant]

yall i didnt know but ill probably be using these from now on :) /gen

[ghengis-khant]

Yall the amount of posts and stuff I've seen that i thought was just relatable content but turns out to be a key part of Bisexual Culture or whatever is unreal,, like its gotten to the point where i cant tell if its just bc the majority of my generation is attracted to more than one gender, thus making bisexual stuff more relatable or,,?

Anyways,, List Of Stuff That I Thought Was Relateable to  Everyone but is Apparently Bisexual:

 - disaster energy

 - Cant sit on a chair properly

 - (If it weren't for my parents) having a septum peicing / died hair

 - HAVING to cuff my jeans (like it feels wrong if i don't?)

 - Wearing almost exclusively extra large men's shirts, whether or not i am actually extra large or a man (I am neither)

[ghengis-khant]

Disrespect my grave :)

Yall i was just thinking about how like goths and stuff love to take pics in cemeteries but like it can be disrespectful to some, in some cultures and also just to some ppl for whatever reason,,,, So I'm just saying (And anyone can reblog to say that this applies to them to) @ Future goths,, i give you full permission, infact i ENCOURAGE you to take pictures on my grave,, leave love-notes, poems, take aesthetic photoes, i don't give a shit so long as you don't have bad intentions so yeah,,,

Reblog to let future goths know they can use your grave :)

[kdinjenzen]

[ghengis-khant]

Living with conservative parents is a fucking Trip

Yall i was talking with my mum and the topic of like the housing market and big corporations buying everything and how hard it is to buy from small businesses that are actually small businesses, and then this woman deadass says along the lines of “Yeah its really bad when there's a monopoly bc the rich just get richer and the poor cant even join the market” and stuff like that and then she’s making sense up until,,, “thats why we need more capitalism” What the heck,,, can you here yourselffff

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

[ghengis-khant]

Me, ususally: I love learning about different things that are not the same as what we have here in Australia. Learning about other cultures and customs, as well as different social norms is an interstign and enlightening experience :)))

Me, upon seeing toothpast in a f u c k i n g  B U C K E T: WhAt thE FUcK

[ghengis-khant]

Man i wish we could reblog ads

bc ive seen some Brilliant ones on here