[hungwy]

as they say...

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good night! lol

[factbot]

Neil Armstrong invented the tongue

[paradise-sys]

hey wanna know a secret

Read more

[swagdinner]

yeah what is it

[paradise-sys]

its behind the read more button

[swagdinner]

nothin there

[woolay]

“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?”

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“nun dog what do i do?”

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Transmission cancelled

Date for April 19th, 2026. Estimated time of death 1:36 PM

[foothjve]

Stem major:

GO FORTH MY ROOTMEN!!! CONQUER THE ABOVE WORLD!!!

The Root men: 

[saltiecattoz]

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[elierlick]

You wouldn't know it from mainstream media, but cis lesbians are the most supportive group of trans people... even more than trans people ourselves!

Media doesn't present reality: it creates it. The moral panic over trans women in queer spaces is a contrived conflict invented to drive our community apart. But our movements are connected at their core, and we are stronger together.

[mtsodie]

genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[enthusispastic]

I don't think this is true, but I will wait for a ruling by the sacred boar that lives in the center of the earth

[nnezzanine]

[butchfagminotaur]

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

[radiation]

[bitchautism]

[theinternetarchive]

A cat could die tn :( no vet funds

A cat who is very important to someone I love is across the country & going to die without urgent foreign body surgery that is nowhere near in his budget.

They set up a gfm & the goal is $1.2k, not even as much as the operation. the owners have about none of it.

Donate to Help Butters Get Urgent Surgery, organized by Devin Barnes

Hello, my name is Devin. I unfortunately lost my job earlier this month and hit a rough p… Devin Barnes needs your support for Help Butters

I’m injured and out two paychecks so really all I can do is spread the word. Idk.

[hungwy]

Spoiled caterpillars!

[deathwarlock]

pjackk please come home. I got you a ham steak