-- carpeAngelica [CA] began pestering eerieBuffoonery [EB] at 16:35 --
[04:37] CA: *has just finished stuffing his face with seafood and is finally leaving the great hall, feeling like he probably ate too much, but hey, the great hall was basically unlimited with food AND HE IS A GROWING BOY*
[04:40] EB: *john, on the other hand, has decided that homework right now is bullshit, considering that the great hall is right now is full of pretty much the best food of the year with the wintery season. he's pretty much skidding through the halls with how fast he's running down (out of fun, really) and may or may not bump into a poor fellow--*
[04:41] CA: *is almost knocked on his butt because of a rampaging john, and he turns to give him a dirty look* wwhat wwhere youre FUCKIN GOIN ASSWWIPE
[04:44] EB: *the impact against the slytherin person knocks him back a bit, and he's holding his head with a hand* augh, sorry, i didn't see you there!
[04:44] CA: *glaaares some more* i doubt it you did it on purpose i knoww you did
[04:45] EB: *raises a brow* uh, no? i'm pretty sure i don't even know who you are.
[04:45] CA: excuse me you SHOULD knoww im a fuckin AMPORA
[04:46] EB: *blink* ampora... isn't that like, in the herbology directory of new and strange weeds or something?
[04:48] CA: NO *is fuming already. he barely knew this kid and he was getting under his skin* nothin like that at all obvviously youre not of pure wwizard decent if youvve nevver heard the ampora name
[04:50] EB: *he, though, just finds the kid kind of strange. temperamental much?* well, i wouldn't know? i mean, my dad's a wizard, and so am i, but we aren't to big on society stuff...
[04:52] EB: ohh man, does your family work in the ministry or something?
[04:52] CA: uh kinda... wwell that explains a lot if youre just a fuckin shutin
[04:54] EB: *a shrug* kind of, we mostly sit around looking for muggle movies to watch, they're surprisingly fun.
[04:55] CA: *scoffs* MUGGLE movvies you havve GOT to be jokin
[04:58] EB: not at all! they're total gold, and i think i even have one with me right now?? hold on. *he's carrying one of those satchels that seem to be endless(for snacks and a few of his personal pranking devices), and rummages around it. this is going to take long if he's not interrupted, there is a world of things in there.*
[05:01] CA: ... i REALLY dont givve a fuck about your shitty muggle movvies an theres no wway youre gunna convvince me theyre any kind a treasure
[05:01] CA: FOOLS gold maybe but not REAL gold
[05:03] EB: *...ok, at THAT he does give a bit of a glare. do not talk shit about john's movies.* wow, you're pretty rude for being someone with such a dignified last name.
[05:04] CA: i got a RIGHT to speak my mind on things such as this
[05:04] CA: i earned it
[05:05] EB: there is a very thin line between saying an opinnion and being a total douche about something, you know?
[05:05] EB: spoiers, you're kind of being the latter.
[05:06] CA: wwhat wwas that is that the sound of a chump i dont givve a fuck about tellin me im not allowwed to say wwhat i wwant
[05:07] CA: your wweak insults slide right off my back
[05:10] EB: are you seriously telling off someone for just, you know, trying to be civil with you??
[05:11] CA: you called me a DOUCHE
[05:12] EB: because you called my movies shitty without even seeing them first, dude!
[05:12] EB: have you even SEEN a muggle movie?
[05:12] CA: i dont need to see your movvies to knoww theyre the shittiest schlock fests in the univverse
[05:13] EB: *glaaare* see, now you're just being a judgmental prick.
[05:14] CA: fine if youre so convvinced provve me wwrong
[05:19] EB: *narrows his eyes before opening the satchel once more-- this time, he quickly manages to get a hold of a cd case with a few blank cds with titles written in what looks like sharpie. he takes one labeled 'sharknado' and hands it over to eridan.*
[05:20] EB: you can't really watch it here since it's muggle tech, but if you manage to get a hold of a 'dvd player' somewhere, try watching it.
[05:20] CA: .... *staaaares at it* believve me i wwill an youll rue the day you evver said this movvie wwas any good
[05:22] EB: *B)* we'll see about that. uh, by the way, what's even your name? i think getting through the illegal muggle movie borrowing phase kind of requires this. kinda need to know who i'm lending this stuff to.
[05:23] EB: i already know the last name's like sephora or something.
[05:23] CA: AMPORA
[05:23] EB: but what about the first name?
[05:23] CA: an my first name is eridan
[05:23] CA: wwhats your no doubt unplesant handle
[05:24] EB: *surpresses the urge to laugh, this guy is comedy gold while not being insulting to movies.* i'm john egbert!
[05:25] CA: wwoww okay
[05:25] CA: do you got a pesterjournal
[05:29] EB: oh, it's eerieBuffonery. *he tosses the cd case back into the satchel and grabs a quill out. He then scribbles it on his hand and shows it to eridan* like so!
[05:30] CA: oh thanks
[05:31] CA: mine is carpeAngelica
[05:34] EB: *he writes it down next to the other scribble.* right... ok then, mr angelica, i'll await eagerly to hear more from you.
[05:41] CA: im not ANGELICA god you need to get your ears checked
[05:43] EB: ehehe, yes, absolutely. anyways, i'm getting hungry and i've been standing here for a little too long. talk to you later?
[05:44] CA: yeah sure wwhatevver *waves a dismissive hand*
[05:46] EB: pfft, ok then. *omg what a tool. he begins walking off, this time at at a more relaxed pace.* see you around, dude!
[05:52] CA: yeah wwhatevver *rolls his eyes and begins walking out of the hall once more, planning on harassing this kid more in the future*