[sentada]

lowkey i just killed all innocents

[plumbo-gummite]

notice how no one died

[ntrider]

so there's a transfem I was in a server with. im also transfem, obviously. she complains about some shitty stuff her (cis) bf does, I say she should leave him and some people clutch their pearls over this a bit. I talk to her some more, flirt a little, and do my best to convince her to leave her shitty bf, but she's opposed to this because they live together (though she pays all the rent) and she's been with him three years. we flirt more. within a month of us beginning to talk, she tells him that he needs to clean up his act or she'll leave. he looks through her DMs without permission and apologizes for everything. she decides to take him back. two weeks later, she realizes that she's far more into me than she is him, and she breaks up with him to get with me. five days later, he's moved out.

this is what the straightbreaking anons want

[flareonfloof]

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

[wirelessmousegirl]

Job satisfaction at all time high for "slime girls who work full time as incredibly skintight sentient body suit for girls" what the industry can learn from this record breaking trend.

[jofiah]

why are people giving ranni elden ring huge tits. fuck her flat doll chest like intended

[lettheladylead]

can you draw something for me to masturbate to

sure

good luck!

[fairycosmos]

let it go my friend... i say this as a fat "ugly" dyke. your body is the vehicle w which you move in the world, give love, receive love, make things, SEE things, KNOW things. that's all that matters. beauty and ugliness are marketing scams esp for women. LIVE and FUCK THE WORLD it's not easy to get there but it's so sweet. ppl will love you fat and "ugly" i swear on god.

this is like a religious text to me and i'm not joking even a little

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[puppy-pees-a-lot]

the dick sucking cuddler would like to rest its head on your tummy with no ulterior motive whatsoever

[captainstoril]

Been feeling her again by grindagoat

[um-jammer-tranny]

the girl who is trapped in my computer and phone should be trapped in my arms and bed instead

[cryptotheism]

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

[cryptotheism]

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

[kittenchomp]

elden ring turtle girl

[crescentalice]

girl with ptsd voice: hey, so something really bad is gonna happen, right? you guys are picking up on that too, yeah? The other shoe is about to drop, I just know it.

[kimpining]

this bit. immense. more vast than the sea.

[girlballs-archive]

warping back to firelink after spending two hours trying to beat Dancer of The Boreal Valley and when you turn around from the bonfire the Firekeeper is sitting on the steps with her skirt pulled up and is just absolutely going wild on her hog jacking off louder and sloppier than anyone has ever jacked off in history and she doesn't stop as you go about your chores in the shrine because she's blind and doesn't notice you enter and it's obvious from the mess and the way Karla and the shrine handmaiden react that she's been at this the whole time you've been gone

[girlballs-archive]

yay yay yay i'm getting a good grade in pervert posting from a professional pervert

[parkayquarts]

im glad we're mostly out of the "girls are so soft uwu" era. it was really hard for me to go through as a girl with a segmented carapace covered in hundreds of tiny barbs