[sentada]

lowkey i just killed all innocents

[plumbo-gummite]

notice how no one died

[ubercharge]

HORNET

[ubercharge]

HORNET VS BEE

[ubercharge]

HORNET VS BEE 2

[ubercharge]

HORNET VS BEE 3

[ubercharge]

HORNET VS BEE 4

[ubercharge]

HORNET VS BEE 5

[ubercharge]

HORNET VS BEE 6

[ubercharge]

HORNET VS BEE 7 - get collared idiot

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO HUG LONG DISTANCE

[orpheusilver]

HOW TO EMAIL HUGS

[orpheusilver]

10000 KILOMETER HUG TECHNIQUES

[horrorlesbians]

after you read the poem “the woman dies” a lot of media makes you mad

[horrorlesbians]

Excerpts from The Woman Dies by Aoko Matsuda

[evilscientist3]

sci fi is when it's called a "mission" and fantasy is when it's called a "quest"

[creamycuppy]

oh, okay. i didn’t realize it had a name. “nursing handjob.” interesting

other tekken commentator trying to talk over me: Well, looks like he’s not able to whiff punish those keepout electrics,

[katlovesshrimps]

this one really hit it off last time

[mothcrumbs]

[alldragonsaregood]

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

maybe it's boomer of me but it does make me genuinely rather frustrated seeing other trans people misuse the pronouns feature on discord. i get it when you're like in the closet not using it. but putting jokes in that slot is like. it's a feature that's actually good for trans people. really good, even. ive run several trans discord servers over the years and "experimenting with pronouns" is an important first step in like so many journeys. but when it's used for jokes, it gets taken less seriously and becomes less useful. the flow of "check before reference" is broken.

and i don't think your jokes are actually funny! they're identical to transphobic jokes half the time, and just because you're trans doesn't give you a free pass to that!

[girlballs]

the princess would like to add you on discord and rarely speak to you

[sea--burn]

[my-dailydreams]

[gotinterest]

Gonna be honest a lot of people deep down view cheating as worse than abuse which is why so many people view downright controlling and manipulative behavior in a relationship as 100% permissible so long as that behavior is centered around either preventing or discovering cheating.

[filmphotofranz]

[homoidiotic]

[big-moss-inc]

If I was a knight would you let me swear oaths to you be honest

[big-moss-inc]

Pleaaase bro just let me be your blade

[big-moss-inc]

If I was a knight would you let me swear oaths to you be honest

[big-moss-inc]

Pleaaase bro just let me be your blade