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Jules ¬ 28 ¬ any pronouns/gendered terms: a-okay ¬ handful of fandom, memes, lgbtq+, occasional serious post ¬ i ramble in my tags a lot, spam likes/reblogs are totes cool ¬ ily (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*.｡*✧*.｡*♡

[scramratz]

Definite banners and possible bumper stickers for the shop

[boymounter]

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

[thoughtcascades]

some men want money and power i would like a woman to look at me like i’m dinner

[names-0]

[strawbebbynya]

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 3 days 5 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 3 days 5 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[lesbianmarrow]

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

[tunnaa-unnaa]

taking notes

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[willgrahamscock]

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

[glamberrr]

Yami yugi period cramps gif

[animentality]

[catcrumb]

[birdplushie]

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

[eggnogtoast]

trying to bed a knight like: *unbuttons your jupon* *unbuckles your cuirass* *unbuckles your gorget* *takes off your hauberk* *stops to catch my breath* *unbuttons your gambeson* *takes off your shirt*

[misericordiia]

yes, thanks for checking in

[the-gummy-worms-have-me]

Idk if its not that deep btw. I have a shovel and too much time on my hands, so its as deep as I want it to be.

[depsidase]