inactive account

[sigkinhater]

scarface. hes an ex-auxim robloxian who worked for a witch, killed her, then ran away. 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh, the orange shithead got covid!!! oh it’s like our birthdays all came early!!! oh i hope he dies!!!  🎉 🎉 🎉

[ks-caster]

The epitome of “everyone was thinking it.” lol

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh, were we trying to be discrete? what nonesense!

to crystal sparkling blindingly clear: 

i hope trump dies!🥳🥳🥳

i hope his cabinet dies! 🎊🎊🎊

i hope his entire family (minus the teenager) DIES!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

they are all complicit in the highest level of treason, fascism, the destruction of civilian lives, and the revival of nazism in the 21st century. would love to watch someone dip them one by one in gasoline like a candle wick in hot wax then light them up like a xmas tree 🎄🎄🎄 a menorah 🕎🕎🕎 or a pyrotechnical parade on new year’s eve 🎆🎇🎆🎇🎆🎇🔥🔥🔥. to reiterate, I would consider trump’s death a festivity a holiday a salubrious celebratory occasion a marvelous means of welcoming in the new year, a cause for cigars and party hats and passing out the champagne 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂. finally something to celebrate in 2020 ❤️❤️❤️

[ghostdeari]

[invagir-zim]

Dib really said “ZORBGORBIGOILIGLYTHEENDOFTHEWORLDWEGARAREGARAREGA”

[husband]

Pressing replay on a song for the 32nd time to once again imagine an animatic I will never make

[prozac80mg]

what type of lonely are you?

rb with your results

[desertbluffstoo]

This quiz does 2d10 psychic damage.

[molabuddy]

ok I just had an amazing idea.

reply / rb this with / tag this with your colour, hat, etc in among us, and whether you like being crewmate or imposter more. and you may be featured in a secret epic thing.

[molabuddy]

note that legit anyone can reply to this! even if you don’t know me gkjbnk so please gimme your guys !

[astrou-nomical-archived]

made a new base + some premade stuff... go crazy go stupid

[frosty-draws]

SCP-11325 isn’t a high threat but seems to become aggressive when it’s personal area has been destroyed or when questionable actions are done close to it. Keep Dr.Iplier and Mr.Crank far away from it as it seems to be extra responsive to them

[pierriots]

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[dukemz]

It’s burning, as is everything I’ve hoped for whenever I’ve reblogged a post like this

[gone-dw-abt-it-deactivated20260]

I just kinda wanna watch something burn?

[dukemz]

Mood

[rip-paramour]

You guys didn’t listen when I said Bagels hold an ancient and wonderous power.

[teathattast]

Bagel time

[castielismyhusband2266]

I need this

[dwintu]

do it

[robinswraith]

I’m at an all time low I need this

[magnus-chase-rights]

ok sure

[soulful-guy-deactivated20251026]

no loss in trying. so here wo go

[skeleton-deactivated694225]

😌👀

[anxietyfilledvoidfrog]

Its bagel time. I believe in you bagel. 🥯

[aleijaiiiii]

Ok so.

Last time I reblogged this, I was complaining to my mum how I never got to go on walks alone. Then, she legit said to me, “well why don’t you go down to *censored*?” Which she’d never let me do before. I had three hours. In a place half an hour from home. It works.

[thatonepanperson-deactivated202]

I need all the luck i can get

[spiderways-a-vampire]

(*-*)

[literallylmm]

Uhhhh worth a try

[batpeggy21]

I doubt it will work but….

[marsieonlife]

i dont lose anything trying…

[diya-a510-deactivated20200919]

BAGEL

[marsieonlife]

again, YES?!

[marsieonlife]

OK SO I DID THIS ON THE MORNING AND GUESS WHAT HAPPENED AT SCHOOL? 

TWO TESTS WERE CANCELLED!

NO HOMEWORK!!

WE HAD A BREAK OF 30 MINUTES (we normally have a break of 5-10 min)

AND MY CRUSH ASKED ME TO WORK ON A PROJECT WITH HIM!!!

I don’t know how you do it bagel, but you’re awesome!

[sleepy-sho]

Bagel time

[nucleariguana]

guys the more you add text to your reblogs the more time it takes to reblog, therefore stealing our good news

[kingollyorigami]

h

[everythingfox]

“She has the perfect ear flick”

(via)

[djvalid]

everyone google right now what q tips were originally called

[catdemontraphouse]

PEOPLE OF TUMBLR LEND ME YOUR THOUGHTS!

What is the worst type of candy? Tell me what candy you hate the most and why it sucks ass!

PLEASE REBLOG OR COMMENT WITH DETAILED EXPLANATION OF WHY IT SUCKS. [Ex: You could put something like “Candy Corn tastes like fucking melted plastic it is the bane of my existence and is shite” ]

I will be featuring your hot takes in a video (no worries, I won’t use any identifying info, unless you’re like “hi my bloghandle is ‘saggytits’ I want the world to know that I specifically said necco wafers ruined my life”)

Thanks!

[ghostdeari]

Toblerone: It looks like normal chocolate on the outside but inside it has those sticky landmines they call candy. They get into your teeth and ruin your life and marriage. Also the shape is really weird like??? let me eat the entire thing whole coward. Each individual toblerone piece will take your wife. Thank you for listening

[daminwayne]

somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

[bebe-benzenheimer]

reblog the Awesome Grade picture for awesome grades

[impolitecanadian]

guys this really works i reblogged it and then got 870% on an essay

[gorillateaparty]

May your GPA rise due to clerical error.

[umpteenthstupidfeelings-blog]

this magical tumblr grade increaser comes once in a million years, reblog for good grades

[in-my-defense-i-was-left-alone]

PLEASE

[neonhoney-deactivated20170512]

ME AS A GHOST

[youremysatellite]

[cherrydanish]

Purple.