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[will-the-glowstick]

pjo characters as cats 🌝 (ik this has been done like a million times but let me have my glory)

percy jackson

piper mclean

nico di angelo

leo valdez

katie gardner

jason grace

okay, that’s it, thank you 🤹🏼

[will-the-glowstick]

rachel dare teaching a cooking class and dressing like ms. frizzle everyday lives in my mind rent free.

[will-the-glowstick]

okay you know who is underappreciated, felix. this guy believes that penguins are the solution to every problem, like why wouldn’t you love someone like that??? he can literally summon a whole squad of penguins from antarctica, like i want him to be my best friend thank you.

[will-the-glowstick]

can you imagine when new campers come around, percys just showing them around and blackjack just pops in and is like hello and then he starts asking percy for donuts and percys like not right now and all the campers are like so confused cause it just sounds like weird neighs that also sound a bit like whining and maybe the fact that he’s talking to a horse cause i can

[seaweed-brain2-0]

So I’ve recently been thinking about… well, everything. All of the series in the Riordanverse. I know I say pretty often (mostly on my Instagram) that I love Miraculous Ladybug more than Percy Jackson and tbh I keep wondering why I made a pjo fan account. But I’ve been looking through a lot more Riordanverse content recently and then all of a sudden, something just hit me. All of the memories came flooding back from when I first read Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus et cetera. I was reminded of how much I loved this whole series, how much of an effect its had on my life. These books shaped me into the person I am today. It may not be my favorite book series ever (its still in my top three mind you), but now I remember how much I truly care about it. All of these characters gave so many kids a home and I finally realize that I was one of them too. That sense of excitement I got from when I read the Last Olympian for the first time was probably one of the happiest moments I have ever experienced. Percabeth was ten-year-old me’s entire life. Reading about their first kiss at Mount Saint Helens? The underwater kiss? Their first I love you? Beautiful. All of the series were just a rollercoaster of emotions and I enjoyed the ride so much, I’d take it again any day. I genuinely cannot express my love for all of the characters. But I’m sure most of you already know what I mean when I say all of this. I love these books so so much and I am so happy that I read them because I don’t know what kind of a person I’d be without them. To all of the characters who made my childhood and are obviously never gonna read this: Thank you. Thank you for being there for so many of us when we had no one. Thank you for giving us a reason to smile. Thank you for showing us that nothing is impossible. Thank you for all the hard times you’ve gotten us through. Thank you for everything you’ve done for us, done for me. Thank you.

[will-the-glowstick]

you know, this whole driving thing’s quite easy when you’re actually trying to hit something.

-piper, at one point

[feministism]

[drankinwatahmelin]

4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

[bando--grand-scamyon]

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

[gaylittlepieceofsh1t]

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time

[uncleromeo]

girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.

[twilightt-fantasy]

guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis

[guiltyidealist]

(I’m an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)

[cryptidinks]

- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back

[witcheshaven]

Add text replacement words in your phone if possible. Something short and memorable that you can send quickly to people in moments of emergencies.

E.g.

[whatchagonnadoabooouuutttit]

I f ing hate that we need to reblog this, people suck, but this will save lives.

DO NOT SCROLL PAST

[anonymousmothman]

Being female fucking sucks but yes this shit is important for everyone

[deadlymodern]

Also, do not walk close to walls. It will be easier for someone so walk past you and push you against it or corner you.

If your gut is telling you to cross the street or change your path, do it. Don’t risk it. Your body knows.

If you can, buy a large umbrella and walk holding it. Studies say that predators are less likely to attempt an attack on someone that could fight back. Keys around your knuckles is fine but you’ll need to get very close to do damage. Umbrellas are more precise.

Avoid wearing headphones if you are alone on an empty street. Look aware.

Again: Stay. Away. From. Walls.

Entering an uber alone? Call your father (or anyone you trust) and say “hey dad! Yep, I’m almost there, I’m sending you the route.” outloud. Then proceed to send them the route so they can follow the uber drive. This will most likely intimidate the predator.

If you see someone in an uncomfortable or possibly dangerous situation, walk up to them and say “Betty, oh my god, I haven’t seen you in so long!”. If she gets slightly confused, you can whisper and let her know you’re trying to help and that she should follow along. Walk together to another station or away from where you are. The man will most likely not follow. I have done this one 2 times and can be very helpful.

If you are unsure she needs help, you can pass her a note saying something like “hey, I noticed this man beside you is making you uncomfortable. If you’d like help, fake a sneeze right now and I will come up to you and pretend we are friends.” This is a long note, but its an example. Be discrete. If she follows along, proceed with the previous tip. This is helpful when you’re in a crowded train and you notice harassment.

Help your sisters. Trust them. Trust yourself. Be safe.

[goodgirl81]

If you ever feel unsafe or need help, anyone is welcome to run upto me and ask me for help! I’ll go all mama bear and keep you safe!!!

[v1b3ch3ckl0s3r]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/166g6Vo8Fb9H3FIZF2H6faEBHtFQSf7nVn_QxcJ9NMi0/edit?usp=sharing

I made this google doc covering 14 different self defense tips and tricks. it was made on January 15th, 2020 so it was before I decided I’d come back to tumblr jhjshdbjfh.

[the-sunflowergoddess]

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I REBLOG BECAUSE THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT!!!!!

[topsydead]

inside all people is a feral cat willing to flip out or bolt at a moment’s notice. It’s okay to let this cat make your decisions when you are unprotected. Don’t let yourself put social grace above safety.

You matter. Whenever possible, use the buddy system.

[taylorswifc-deactivated20230715]

If you’re driving and you feel like a car is following you, take 4 right turns so you end up on the same place you started at. If they’re still behind you, DONT DRIVE HOME, YOUR WORK PLACE OR TO A FRIEND’S HOUSE. You don’t wanna give away a location they can find you at. Drive to a police station instead. I feel like most people already know this but I’ll leave it here just in case.

[will-the-glowstick]

the parallels are real, okay okay hear me out, luke’s and yondu’s “redemption” was actually so similar. yondu’s line was “i ain’t done nothing right my whole damn life rat, you need to give me this,” and luke’s was also sorta similar, right? 

[will-the-glowstick]

rachel: you people have issues.

percy: well, of course i have issues!

percy, pointing to poseidon: that’s my freakin’ father!

[will-the-glowstick]

grover: you feel love. 

percy: yeah, i guess i feel a general love for just about everybody. 

grover: no! romantic, sexual love. 

percy: no, no i dont.

grover, pointing to annabeth: for her!

*all of camp-half-blood starts cackling*

[will-the-glowstick]

jason: i’m uncertain about parting ways.

percy: god, you’re like an old woman.

jason: because i’m wise?

[will-the-glowstick]

thalia: stab luke if he does anything suspicous. 

annabeth: mhm

thalia: or if you feel like it. 

[will-the-glowstick]

luke: set me free, you’ll need my help.

thalia: im not a fool, luke.  

luke: you are a fool if you deprive yourself a hand in combat. 

thalia: you’ll attack us the moment we let you go. 

luke, terribly trying to lie: no i won’t.

percy: you’d think an evil supervillain would learn how to properly lie. 

[will-the-glowstick]

chiron: i have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future.

leo: question. what if i see something i wanna take, and it belongs to someone else. 

chiron: you will be arrested. 

leo: but what if i want it more than the person who has it?

chiron: that’s still illegal. 

leo: that doesnt follow- no i want it more sir. don’t you understand?

thalia: what if someone does something irksome and i decide to remove his spine. 

chiron: that's actually murder. 

thalia: hmm

[will-the-glowstick]

percy: i have a plan.

leo: a plan? i don't even believe you have a plan.

percy: i have part of a plan. 

thalia: what percentage of a plan do you have?

annabeth: you don’t get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled. 

thalia: i just saved percy.

percy: we’ve already established that you destroying the ship i’m on is not saving me.  

thalia: when did we establish it?

percy: like three seconds ago!

thalia: i wasn’t listening. i was thinking of something else.

[will-the-glowstick]

*percy and jason making leo frustrated*

leo: you’re making me beat up grass!

[will-the-glowstick]

jason: how are we gonna leave?

percy: well, he’s got a plan. right? or is that another thing you made up?

leo: i have a plan, i have a plan.

thalia: cease your yammering and relieve us from this irksome confinement. 

percy: yeah, ill have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.

thalia: do not ever call me a thesaurus.

percy: it’s just a metaphor dude.

leo: she’s very literal, metaphors are gonna go over her head.

thalia: nothing goes over my head. my reflexes are too fast. i would catch it.

annabeth: im going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.