Ghost HR Center

Welcome to Ghost’s Abbey HR Center! Have a complaint, confession, or concern? Submit it here and our unlicensed HR team will get back to you ASAP! ☞ Not for fandom drama - Fictional submissions only ☜

[ghosthrcenter]

Welcome to the Abbey Human Resources (HR) Center!

✧ Here for your entertainment and comfort, Ghost's HR Center is open 24/7 for inquiries, complaints, confessions, and concerns. Feel free to file a complaint to our Askbox, and our team will do our best to get back to you in a zip!

Asks should be made concerning a Clergy Staff Member (A current or former Papa, Frater, Psaltarian, etc...), a ghoul, or a Sibling of Sin. Concerns about the Abbey, the ghoul den, or other canon/fanon areas are also accepted.

Asks from Ghost OC’s are welcomed

Submitted asks are for the purpose of entertainment and fandom interaction. No intra-fandom drama will be tolerated or acknowledged. Offensive/rude/mean asks will be deleted and mods will not hesitate to block

✧ Looking for past records and inquiries? Here's our Public Records Hub where you can scroll through an individual's concerns!

*this is a gimmick blog with no affiliation with the band GHOST. all submissions made to this blog are handled carefully and posted for the purpose of entertainment and fandom interaction. no form of harassment will be tolerated, and the blog's DM's will remain open at all times for questions, comments, or criticism

[p1nkcanoe]

Since it’s the last day of 2025, I guess I’ll spill my deepest secret…

I am your Abbey HR Team 😌

[ghosthrcenter]

Happy New Year!!

— Your Abbey HR Team

[ghosthrcenter]

Dear HR,

I’m sorry if I’m bothering you but lately since the cold season is coming, i tried to turn on my heater isn’t working so i tried warning my blankets up in the main dryer in the ministry but everytime i check the dryer the blankets are gone. I know you must think: “why don’t you but new ones?” Well i did and they’re taken to so know i only have one blanket a hoodie to keep me warm:( can you check the ghouls if they stole them? Again, I’m sorry if it’s too much for your team but have a good day.

-Sister Cloudy

Hello Sister,

I am to inform you that we are rapidly approaching the annual ghoul hibernation season in our Abbey! Every year around this time, our resident ghouls undergo a bulking and gathering process to last them through the cold winter months and well into the spring. During this time, they have free rein over all Abbey resources, from our kitchens and pantries to the storage rooms and linen closets. Unfortunately, under our Abbey Handbook (you can pick up a copy in our office by the water coolers for free, anytime!) the laundry rooms during the month of November are included under the “linen closet” category. It’s written in the fine print, but there nonetheless. We are so sorry that your blankets keep going missing, but please know they are going to a good cause.

Thanks!

— Your Abbey HR Team

*The HR Team is not responsible for any missing personal items during the month of November or during the ghoul bulking and gathering period. Our team will not compensate or provide replacements during this time. No exceptions will be made.

[ghosthrcenter]

Look, I really needed a shit and the compost seemed the best of the options I had. Would you rather I shit in a watering can?

~ A ghoul who mustn't be named.

The den has fully functioning plumbing. Please consider taking advantage of it. HR would be pleased if they didn’t have to file another complaint regarding this topic. I thought we all agreed that ghouls were not animals.

— Your Abbey HR Team

[ghosthrcenter]

Who shit in the greenhouse compost bin??? You heathens. Have you no decorum???

— Your Abbey HR Team

[ghosthrcenter]

Whoever has stolen a guitar from the practice room, we want it back.

- The practice room technicians.

The HR Team has witnessed fanfictions that make this situation quite concerning. If a guitar goes missing, I would suggest sending a formal letter to the ghoul dens requesting any assistance or information. If it is still missing after 48 hours, please reach out again.

We hope you find your guitar!

— Your Abbey HR Team

[ghosthrcenter]

None of the papas were allergic to nuts when I sat on their faces HEYOOO - a nameless ghoul

Who sent this to our office??? Please come give us a visit ASAP. This is unacceptable.

— Your Abbey HR Team

[ghosthrcenter]

HR is politely asking residents to stop sending treats that include nuts to the Papal Wing. One of our resident Papas has a nut allergy and will quite literally keel over and die if they consume a tree nut. Although each Papa appreciates your gifts and treats, they do not wish to meet an untimely death. Additionally, any peanut-having treats will be confiscated and promptly incinerated by our resident Fire Ghouls.

Thanks!

— Your Abbey HR Team

*The Papa with the nut allergy requests to stay anonymous. He asks that all Siblings, Staff, and Ghouls respect his decision.

[ghosthrcenter]

Whoever sent the four gallons of roasted peanuts to the Papal Wing mailboxes will receive a Violation. This is absolutely unacceptable.

— Your Abbey HR Team

[ghosthrcenter]

HR is politely asking residents to stop sending treats that include nuts to the Papal Wing. One of our resident Papas has a nut allergy and will quite literally keel over and die if they consume a tree nut. Although each Papa appreciates your gifts and treats, they do not wish to meet an untimely death. Additionally, any peanut-having treats will be confiscated and promptly incinerated by our resident Fire Ghouls.

Thanks!

— Your Abbey HR Team

*The Papa with the nut allergy requests to stay anonymous. He asks that all Siblings, Staff, and Ghouls respect his decision.

[ghosthrcenter]

A quick message to our dining staff: the entire department has received a VIOLATION.

— Your Abbey HR Team

[ghosthrcenter]

Our team has been forwarded a very pressing concern from an outside source claiming that their delivery truck was “stolen and visually altered.” The claim then went on to state that members of our clergy took the keys and are now touring with the truck in Mexico.

If anyone has any information about who may be driving the named “Skeletruck” please submit a report to HR asap so we may settle the claim with legal and the delivery company.

They want their truck back.

Thanks!

— Your Abbey HR Team

[ghosthrcenter]

Hello, um.

I found this rat child in the pantry eating the graham crackers and I don't know what to do with them :(

Respectfully, Erzah the Ghoul

(P.s I think it came from outside)

Hi Erzah,

Is that thing registered with the Abbey?

Thanks!

— Your Abbey HR Team

*Unfamiliar new-members of the clergy are to be held under quarantine for a minimum of 48 hours.

[ghosthrcenter]

Greetings Siblings, Staff, and Ghouls.

As you all know, our bi-monthly blood drive began on Monday, and as of today we are suspending all locations of the event. All samples collected from Monday through yesterday evening mysteriously disappeared from the infirmary blood pods. They were located this morning, empty and entirely consumed by our very own Papa V. The infirmary team was not aware that this was happening, nor do they agree with the reason for the disappearance.

That being said, if you still want to donate blood to the Infirmary Wing, you can visit the infirmary team directly to do so. Do NOT approach V regarding donation. He is not qualified to handle your donations.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

— Your Abbey HR Team

[ghosthrcenter]

HR. I would like to inform you I have successfully set up a tattoo studio in one of the offices. No I will not take it down. My late partners would have approved.

- Calynn.

Could you at least move your studio from out of our copy room?

Thanks!

— Your Abbey HR Team

[ghosthrcenter]

Just thought i’d let you know that bloddbags keep disappearing from the infirmary. I don’t know who uses them for food but it needs to be stated that they’re not to be used as emergency food supply.

- Asa, Sister of Sin

Hi Asa,

Our team recently scavenged the infirmary supply shipments, and we do not see any recent delivery of bloodbags. The most recently delivery was from June. We did however find a shipment for thirty-seven bags of liquid Red-40 that were delivered to your department in late August.

Please get back to us ASAP.

We will also need a record of all blood transfusions from the month of August through September 15, 2025. Again, ASAP.

— Your Abbey HR Team

[ghosthrcenter]

Hello, lovely HR team. Ummm... someone broke the lock to my office door... any chance we have any replacements?

-A very concerned, next door neighbour, Secretary Ghoul

Good Evening to our Secretary Ghoul,

We are fresh out of locks. The locksmith just recently up and quit.

If you are concerned about theft, we are able to supply two tubes of super glue and a sticky trap.

If you are concerned about security, we are able to supply two dozen cartons of out-of-date eggs from the bakery department, four pounds of flour, and approximately three bottles of red food-dye. The bakery department was overstocked for the month and we are thrilled to assist them with their storage issue. If you are in need of more colors, I'm sure they could assist with that.

If you are concerned about your own personal safety, we are able to supply a salt gun and a liter of premium sea salt.

We hope one of these options suffices.

— Your Abbey HR Team

[ghosthrcenter]

im going to quit. Im in charge of washing the Papas' bedsheets.

I just got Terzo's.....

Im so done. Im putting in my two weeks. You can all go to triple hell.

Hello!

If you would kindly send a sheet from each Papa's bedroom over to the Fertility Department, they have kindly informed us that they have some important tests to complete regarding the legacy of the Ghost Project.

That is all.

— Your Abbey HR Team

*Sheets should be labeled clearly and accordingly, and should not be cross-contaminated. Samples considered cross-contaminated will be promptly incinerated. We are including this footnote primarily for our Papa III sample. No cross-contamination will be accepted or viable for testing.