ghostly asoiaf

Just because they're dead doesn't mean we don't still care. “As regards being dead, however, one of my main consolations has always been that I have the strongest intention of being an extremely active ghost. Let nobody make any mistake about that.” — Sherston’s Progress, by Siegfried Sassoon

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Ghostly Tywin looking forward to spending eternity in the afterlife with Joanna. Instead, Aerys is waiting for him in the 7 hells...

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Ghostly Oberyn and Ghostly Renly flirting all the time, but before anything gets too serious Renly says "wait 'til Loras gets here," to which Oberyn just smiles.

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Ghostly Tywin being really quite pissed that he can't remove that crossbow bolt.

He has to get specially made ghostly trousers to accommodate it.

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Ghostly Rhaegar and Viserys high-fiving each other when Dany names two of her dragons for them.

Ghostly Rhaego shaking his baby fists at his self-centered Uncle for assuming Rhaegal was named after him.

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Gosthly Oberyn talking to Gostly Ned about his bastard's mothers. But Ghostly Ned doesn't share the same stories with him.

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Ghostly Brandon: Rhaegar Tarygaren, come out and die!

Ghostly Aerys: I don't think so.

Ghostly Rhaegar: Damn.

Ghostly Ned: Not this again.

Ghostly Lyanna: I didn't know heaven was one of the Seven Hells.

Ghostly Elia: You're telling me.

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Ghostly Quentyn: Aunt Elia, I don't think the gods toss a coin. All Targaryens are mad.

Ghostly Elia: Tell me something I don't know.

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Ghostly Elia deciding that she's going to sit on Ghostly Gregor's head for the rest of eternity.

Because it's so conveniently detached from his body.

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Ghostly Melara Hetherspoon and the ghostly sister of Sandor Clegane becoming best friends.

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Ghostly Oberyn deciding he's going to seduce Khal Drogo.

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omg finn jones texted gethin anthony pictures of him and olyvar so gethin was like “me and jason momoa are doing fine in the afterlife”

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Ygritte telling Lyanna that her son was really good at giving head. And Lyanna nodding approvingly.

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Ghostly Joanna alternating her time between getting drunk with Rhaella and yelling at Jaime and Cersei to stop getting up to shit.

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Nymeria of the Rhoynar getting annoyed that Drogo keeps saying he'd beat her in an arm-wrestling match but she can't do anything about it because their hands would go through one another if she called him on his statements and challenged him to an arm wrestling match.

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Lyanna, Brandon, and Ned all wondering where the fuck Benjen is.

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#they probably left him at the park or something #and hes just talkin to a chipmunk wonderin where his family went (via nedsseveredhead)

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Ghostly Hoster feeling kind of left out that all his family is so much younger than him and get to frolic around death as they please while he's stuck with bad knees and remnant arthritic pain. Then he feels bad that he thinks that way because that meant that they died young. And then he feels bad that he feels bad that they died young because really that just meant that they got to go to the afterlife sooner than him and got to keep their healthy young bodies. And then he gets confused and takes a nap.

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Ghostly Oberyn wondering where Ghostly Gregor is.