Ghostmapped

30s, social scientist, bi femme, anti-kyriarchy, writer, sff, superhero fan, too much thinking in general.

[cowboyjimkirk]

James T. Kirk + “insults”

[caroldanversenthusiast]

the cutest photo of Carol and Maria omg

[mabylc]

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

[cat-cosplay]

“What a brave little ant you are.” ~ Cat-stiel

[timotaychalamet]

“Since you wish to die, I will assist you.”

Hero (2002) dir. Zhang Yimou

[henricavyll]

“I’m a free spirit, like the wind, always moving. The wind never thinks too much. I want the wind to stop and think. The wind cannot stop.

House of the Flying Daggers (2004) Dir. Zhang Yimou

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

Have you ever seen a bear with a magenta nose?

James Frawley’s camera test for The Muppet Movie (1979) Bonus feature from the 50th Anniversary Edition

[cheshireinthemiddle]

“I’m gonna have to hurt you. You ready for this?”

*without a beat* “Yes”

[nube-1-deactivated20210117]

[northofcorpis]

That fuckin smile at the end

[bettsplendens]

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

[sindri42]

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

[ubercharge]

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

[womenwearingsuitsandblazers]

[springtwerp]

I fucking love the indie games industry

[broodingsoul]

Overheard a guy at the gym say, “It’s daddy season in this gym and I’m here to get adopted” and part of me was like GIRL and part of me was like 

[ziyal]

I don’t watch the Bachelor but I’m really glad i know people who do so that I can be informed that on tonight’s episode the current bachelor took off all his recording equipment jumped over a fence and ran away into the forest

[gremlinkisser]

holy shit?

[happyendingsong]

youtube link for international viewers

[penguinated]

According to Colton, he actually expected a producer or someone from the team at abc to be on the other side. When he realized he was truly alone for the first time in weeks he just took off into the Portuguese countryside. Now keep in mind, he’s a former football player and super athletic in general so they had to get in trucks to catch him.  

[0kkvlt]

I don’t give a cold fuck about the facts of what happened or didn’t here, I’m just in awe of this description making it sound like this dude was a fucking raptor busting out of Jurassic Park with handlers racing against the clock to Bring Him In Before He Kills Again™

[likeawildthing]

@fetchalgernon

[stellarsphere-archive]

[dianas-shortgalpal]

i feel like today is a good time to bring back asthmatic brie at the Met Gala.

[nicholasbritel]

“I do not joke when I say she is my better half. She really is. I cannot believe what a fantastic life I have today. Ultimately. We both changed a lot. So now I cannot imagine a life without her. I’ve certainly come to believe that Mrs. Downey and I together are definitely better than me alone or me and anybody else.” -Robert Downey Jr.

Some men who appreciate and love their partners (◡‿◡✿)

[hrefnatheravenqueen]

Being a supportive parent to your trans daughter AND standing up to her trolls and mocking them openly. Good parenting.

[siilkeye]

How could you leave these out?

[danidraws]

It’s Mother’s Day coming up, so I’m thinking of all the women in my life and all the awesome roles they play (mothers, non-mothers, and never-mothers alike).

http://everythingisgoingtobeokcomic.com/well-behaved-women