[kaylmao]

[harborfreight]

[mevil]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[energyprison]

the way i feel about retirement is similar to how suicidal teenagers feel about getting to 25

[laterkiss]

everytime i want something i should be shot in the head

[laterkiss]

wanting to get shot in the head for wanting something is also wanting

[minfofjsonofficial]

SSHHHIDDDD!!!

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[segamascott]

in a past life... we were both chavs... and i hit you with a folding chair... bruv....

luv...

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

[kushblazer666]

[spelldealer]

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[04k96]