[weirdrouter]

isn't wanting to be friends with other people, like, cheating? if you're aromantic?

literally what

[what-even-is-thiss]

irl believe it or not I do run into people who find it weird that I regularly reread stuff like the Iliad and the epic of Gilgamesh and whatnot.

These days when someone says one thing like “I could never read that” or “I don’t know how people read that it’s so boring” or “why would you voluntarily read that?” I just reply with “Well, it’s a good book.”

This usually stops them from going on a rant about how much they hate English teachers or something.

[anomalocaris-lesbian]

indoor pronouns and outdoor pronouns

[contemptible-scoundrel]

older lesbian outside the bar: *lighting a cigarette* when I was graduating high school you were just a baby. isn't that crazy

me, understanding the passage of time: not really

[mynowherenothing]

Yessssss

[hellboundhorrormovielover]

me when I randomly remember a small mistake I made ten plus years ago

[segamascott]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Actually witches grow from the bottom of the cave up while wizards grow from the top of the cave down

[afterdark-flicks]

Who Wants to Be an Erotic Billionaire? (2002)

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

Earlier today I made a remark that wasn’t necessary

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk

Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk

[louisegluckpdf]

"i get a little bit genghis khan" was such a strange and delightful thing to say in a pop song

[hiveswap]

Hey guys you should totally get into this thing i like. Yeah it's mid at best. It also aged poorly. You'll get nothing out of it at all. You'll like the idea of it more than the actual thing. But at least only takes half your natural lifespan to finish it

[anarqueeen]

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

[zoazoaa]

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics