weirdest and wildest

👽Caitlin 👽 🔮28🔮 💐USA💐

[effemimaniac]

add me to your discord server so I can do the online equivalent of arriving at a party saying hi to the people I know then standing awkwardly in the corner for the rest of the night

[disterbia]

[3racha-agustd]

I can't help it.

[leonsfawn777-deactivated2026050]

Overpower me ughhh

[somethinginyourbones]

guys guys, I can’t say what I wanna say here. Email me.

I want them in my mouth.

oh fuck, I said it.

[smeagles]

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[lake-erie]

hawaiian shirt + dark bags under eyes is a good look… it says yeah i would really love to be carefree and relaxed right now but certain circumstances have made that impossible

[perceusia]

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Don’t ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Stop ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Me ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ Now

[audio-medic-cant-stop-blog]

٩( ᐛ )و cause ٩( ᐛ )و im ٩( ᐛ )و havin ٩( ᐛ )و a ٩( ᐛ )و good ٩( ᐛ )و time ٩( ᐛ )و havin ٩( ᐛ )و a ٩( ᐛ )و good ٩( ᐛ )و time

[engaging-party-mode-blog]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ a ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ shooting ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ star ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ leaping ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ through ᕦ( ᐛ )ᕗ the ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ٩( ᐛ )۶ skyy y y y y

[baronrose]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ like

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ a

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ tiger

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ defying

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ the 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ laws

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ of

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ G

 ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗR

･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗA 

 ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆  ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆  ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗV

 ｡･ﾟ･*:･ ･ﾟ☆  ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗI

:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆  ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗT

｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗYYYY                  

[0r15a]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I’M

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ A

==ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ RACING

====ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ CAR

======ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ PASSING

=========ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ BY

===========ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ LIKE

=============ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ LADY

===============ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ GODIVA

[plebeiantologist]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ i’m gonna go 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ go 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ go 

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ THERE’S NO STOPPING MEEEEEEEEEEE

[therazgar]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I’M BURNING THROUGH THE SKY YEAH

ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ  TWO HUNDRED DEGREES

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ I GUESS THAT’S WHY THEY CALL ME

ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡ MISTER FAHRENHEIT

[sugarstitchplush]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗi’m

ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡtravelling

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗat

ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡthe

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗspeed

ᕦ( ᐕ )ᕡof

･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ｡･ﾟ･*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ☆ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗliiiiiiiiiiiiiight

[zzdigital]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ  I WANNA MAKE A SUPER-SONIC MAN OUT OF YOU

[2pride2prejudice]

gina rodriguez and john mulaney went to the same high school and overlapped two years wow

[a-strange-tad-deactivated201905]

so are you inplying that she may have also attended jake mcnamara’s house party

[transjemder]

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

[bisexualgambit]

Snapchat: please watch me have a mental breakdown

Tumblr: lmfao check out this funny ass post!!!

[play6irl]

[thug-gifs]

Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week

[thegreathamedebate]

The money will do what now

[meepface]

i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about

[mcavoy]

everyday i think about how frank sinatra tried using his mafia ties to kill woody allen and i wanna know who the fuck stopped him.

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

i need to marry someone who loves driving, everywhere we go they will get a thrill from driving and i will get a thrill from not having to drive, what a dream

[weavemama]

kermit really is that bitch…… he went from crying in showers and talking to negative inner monologues to running freely in a dandelion field,,…i’m tryna be on this level

[weavemama]

reblog happy kermit for a full month of good luck 

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

a full ever after of good luck

[jasper-rolls]

you ever see a straight white dude express a political opinion and it becomes very apparent that they listened to rage against the machine as a teenager but they thought the line “fuck you i won’t do what you tell me” was like, directed at their mom