undead dogthing

(MDNI/18+ / Cis or Het Men DNI) Your local source of whimsy and peach tea!- 19 - They/He/It || tired butch's weird alt blog

[ghxst0verdxse]

Cis/Het Men and Minors do not interact - Please be 18+

"So Sick And Twisted, So Hedonistic, Oh My God!"

harley/heather - '06 - ♎︎ 𖤓 • ♓︎ ☾ •♑︎ ⇡ × intj

they/he/it - masc/neutral/some fem terms + neos like mutt/pup - I'm just a dog, treat me like one!! :D

butch4butch genderfucky lesbian fagdyke, aspiring butch bear — hopeless yearner

ΘΔ + Ω : mckenzie wolf, cross fox, mutt, harp and harbor seal, shark, grizzly bear, vampire, zombie and more!

bunny/cat mom to Thunder, Boba, and Blanche Kenneth Devereaux

southern california based • pst / utc-8

bpd, schizoaffective, bipolar, audhd (be nice I'm anxious)

Theater Arts major! + Tech in training

Music: Ashnikko, Lucy Loone, Bludnymph, Gayle, Yungblud, Gorillaz, Jack Stauber, K/DA, FEMTANYL, Ethel Cain, Penelope Scott, 6arelyhuman, WHOKILLEDXIX, Carolesdaughter, Mother Mother, 100 gecs, Melanie Martinez

Fandoms: The Last Of Us, The Pitt, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, Fallout, Arcane, Resident Evil, KPDH, Silent Hill, Red Dead Redemption, Life is Strange, Outlast, FNaF, TADC,

This blog is where I'm weird! expect vents, art, rambling, and other shenanigans.

(needs to be updated) strawpage + feel free to ask for my discord!! Mutuals can also ask for my Instagram (I'm hella active on those two)

tags

.⋆♱ cravings ‧˚꒰🍢୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ — horny posts

.⋆♱ desires ‧˚꒰🍖୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ — yearning posts

.⋆♱ rambles ‧˚꒰🥩୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ — yapping

.⋆♱ vent ‧˚꒰⚰️୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ — venting

.⋆♱ barking ‧˚꒰🐾୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ — therian posting

.⋆♱ pics and shit ‧˚꒰🐺୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ — random stuff

.⋆♱ shenanigans ‧˚꒰🌘୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ — crafts, games, ect

.⋆♱ art ‧˚꒰🖋️୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ — Doodles

.⋆♱ bunnies ‧˚꒰🐇୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ — bunny pics or yapping

.⋆♱ kibby ‧˚꒰🐈‍⬛୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ — kitty pictures or yapping

.⋆♱ mail ‧˚꒰💌୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ — asks

.⋆♱ music ‧˚꒰🎵୭ ˚. ᵎ — music posting

.⋆♱ mutt simps ‧˚꒰🦝୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ — simping for fictional characters

.⋆♱ ‧˚꒰⚔️🦴୭ ˚. ᵎ , .⋆♱ ‧˚꒰🧟🐾୭ ˚. ᵎ, .⋆♱ ‧˚꒰🧊☕୭ ˚. ᵎ — chewtoys (mooties I wanna bite and yap to. feel free to ask for a tag if we talk enough for me to post about you or if you like to invade my asks)

[ghxst0verdxse]

why are so many mutuals lactose intolerant I saw like 3 posts today from different people talking about it

could never be me tho, I just got stuck with a pineapple allergy and like- kidney stones

[annoyinglyhornybutch]

shout out to sadists who get off on hitting people or hurting people or cnc or whatever else. you’re awesome. you’re not weird or fucked up to like those things. you’re not a bad person for it. and you deserve respect and care!

[sacred-portal]

[ghxst0verdxse]

I'm just yammering about dumb shit, ignore or send help

so like... my ex apologized for what he did, yay. like an actual apology and he said I was right about someone and he was a dick and just everything I have been waiting a month and change to hear. very vindicating. I LOVE BEING RIGHT!!! (Except when I am right it usually about the worst fucking thing 😭) we had a 3hr long call talking out everything that happened when shit hit the fan and now I'm just like-

what do I do.

he's back in my life now after I had sworn up and down "never again" and I have so many conflicting feelings that I wanna throw the fuck up. LIKE I HAVE COMMITMENT ISSUES NOW BECAUSE HIM. IM SCARED OF SHIT BLOWING UP IN MY FACE. If my feet were any colder with commitment, they'd be made of ice. Then here he comes waltzing back and I let him in. I don't know how to feel honestly? I'm upset about what happened, I'm happy we're talking again, I'm hurt, I'm mad at myself, I'm scared about what this means and of the unknown

I just- don't know and I HATE not knowing.

But just like WHAT THE FUCK.

he did let me raise my voice a little bit when I was telling him how much of a cunt he was so that was very cathartic.

I'm gonna krill my shelf over freaking the fuck out (NOT ACTUALLY I PROMISE)

...

he's unblocked and can see my Tumblr so uh... hi if you see this I'm processing like you said to IGNORE ME

[rbremington]

Happy disability pride month to disabled butches

Happy disability pride month to disabled femmes

Happy disability pride month to disabled trans people

Happy disability pride month to all my lovely disabled queer folks, we are affected disproportionately by disability of all forms <3

[achillesinhighheels]

[sourapplerings]

shoutout to chronically ill girlies today has been hell

happy disability pride month and spoons to you all <3

[ghxst0verdxse]

I stole this off Instagram pt.2

[ghxst0verdxse]

I love drawing himb

[ghxst0verdxse]

I forgot all of his discolored skin

I fixed it

[worst-roommates-ever]

[ghxst0verdxse]

might be changing autopsy's hair to fit mine more :3

[mulchmouth]

Im going to hold your hand when I say this. It is not realistic to expect yourself or your family to be able to survive solely off of food you have foraged or grown in a garden. People with more knowledge and experience have tried and failed. What do you think happened to all of those communes in the 60s? Most of them failed. Famine and malnutrition have been constant companions to humanity until industrialized farming and food supply lines came along.

It feels like a uniquely American capitalist take to assume these traditions will make you completely self sufficient. You need a lot of people, a lot of time, a lot of knowledge across a lot of subjects, and a lot of luck to provide for everyone's nutritional needs.

So should you even bother trying to be more self sufficient with your food? I argue yes. Foraging and gardening are fun and will teach you so much about many things. They are deeply rewarding activities that can supplement your diet. There are herbs I haven't bought in years because I grow my own. There are dishes I can only make with foraged ingredients because I can't get them in stores.

You may not have the power to do everything, but that doesn't mean your efforts are wasted. Getting 5% of your nutritional needs from food you have grown or foraged, even for a season, is a massive accomplishment.

[reverieausoleil]

Agreed, you can't be self-sufficient! But you can save a ton of money by gardening! This was my job for ten years - I worked in schools, food banks, and food pantries, teaching people how to grow food inexpensively and get the most bang for their buck.

Buy the cheap stuff - like grains, starchy tubers, and legumes - and grow the expensive stuff, for example:

herbs (mint family always in pots, never in the ground)

garlic, shallots, green onions

ginger (in pots, overwinter indoors)

lettuce, spinach, chard, arugula, kale, and other greens

tomatoes, peppers, eggplant

asparagus

rhubarb

strawberries, blueberries, blackberries, raspberries

tree fruit and nuts (if you have room and time for an orchard)

Even living in an apartment and growing in windows/balcony, I saved maybe 25% of my June-November food budget. Now in a house, with mature fruit trees, eight raised beds, bees, and chickens, I save maybe 50% from June-November and 20% the rest of the year. And meals are way tastier and more nutritious!

(Funny side note: no one I know has bought peppers, hot sauce, or spicy seasonings in years, thanks to what my housemates call my "capsaicin garden" - one whole bed of habaneros and scorpion peppers. Have to cut the grass around that bed by hand b/c if you run the mower over it there's a good chance you'll turn a few fallen peppers into DIY pepper spray.)

[queeranarchism]

Some advice on getting started:

Don't try to do everything at once. Learning the needs of a lot of plants at the same time is overwhelming. Start with a few simple things and expand from there. Which things are simple depends on your local climate as much as on the plant.

Don't invest money that you can not afford to lose on failed crops. Most people's first years are not that great and even an experienced gardener can lose crops due to unexpectedly extreme weather, a really bad bug infestation, etc.

Trees are investments that take a long time to pay off, nut trees especially but any tree can take a few years. So you don't just need space, you also need to be reasonably confident that you will still live in that place when they start getting good.

Make sure you have the time. Plant deceases and pest infestations pop up at unexpected times and can be very time consuming to combat.

[ghxst0verdxse]

my body is doing the thing again

[ghxst0verdxse]

shower heads with a firm spray setting is the best thing to ever happen to people with cunts

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Humans literally evolved armpit and pubic hair to be more musky as a result of sexual selection and now the beauty industry is telling you to shave your bush and armpits. I trust the taste of a prehistoric cave woman more than the taste of a Gillette marketing department thank you very much.

[ghxst0verdxse]

I keep forgetting monsterfucking isn't super socially accepted outside of the internet and people look at me weird when I say I'd fuck a werewolf or a deathclaw 😔