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I’m a waitress in a diner. I’ve never been compared to a goddess before

update since i’m writing on my laptop and i’m too lazy to get my phone on the other side of the room and snap: i’ve been writing this mccree fic for half an hour and i’ve been spending too long listening to country and texas accent videos rob help

giant-badger

update: i have the strong urge to cry. it’s not like this is abnormal, but there’s literally nothing happening. my fic isn’t even sad. the country isn’t half bad. i’m in a dimly lit room with my computer on medium brightness. am i being so unproductive right now that my body thinks crying counts as work??

#the gay gets more worried #jay's got words to say

update since i’m writing on my laptop and i’m too lazy to get my phone on the other side of the room and snap: i’ve been writing this mccree fic for half an hour and i’ve been spending too long listening to country and texas accent videos rob help

#y'all better wake me up inside before i do sumpin stoopid #jay's got words to say

tsotea-deactivated20210727

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

#my dad texted me this morning and said our dog shit in one of my boots and like #it was 10 in the morning i didn't have the energy to care so i was like 'yeah ok'#it wasn't until i snapped robbs that i figured it was an april fools #anyways

snrrkk

wow uhh….thats very impressive mccree

#me??#what do u say when ur (me) a mccree maun #mecree #mecrc #i'm livid #ow #mccree #mains

mondatta-s

cowboy man for @piercemeinbutt

bonus:

bonus 2:

#using as ref #ow #mccree #mains

russet-red

SO I HEARD TELL OF THE POSSIBILITY…. OF PART CANADIAN PHARAH and ive never been so in in my life so uh…….. timmies run it is

#O H #I ' M #I'M CRYING I'M TOO GAY AND CANADIAN FOR THIS S T O P #STOP THIS CUTE ART I'M #ow #pharah

heartthrxb

B L U E

#god blue #remember that writing thing i did christmas where i revealed The Jay Way Killjoys Headcanon of the Century #if u didn't read it the witch brought back blue so he could guide DESTROYA to guide the androids until they ran out of battery #then she can get back to red #anyways i'm writing more for ir #dd

robertdeniro

eiriee

This is like a shot of a woman running where the camera focuses on her cleavage. Except it’s a man, not a woman. And a pug, not boobs.

#how did i not #this is one of my favourite #how

glitzybutt

Isn’t Reese witherspoon old enough to portray a presidential candidate where is Legally Blonde: Commander In Chic I’m not fucking playing around

#w a i t i n g

jekyll-meme-deactivated20180113

#WHEN U NEVER WRITE ANYTHING DOWN FOR UR OCS SO UR CONSTANTLY CHANGING THEIR BACKSTORY IN UR HEAD AND IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE #STOP HURTING ME ON THIS PERSONAL LEVEL

lapjis-deactivated20180429

nightmare hospital is a underrated episode imo

#totes #su

leyorio-deactivated20170725

“Fashions fade, style is eternal.” -Yves Saint Laurent

#y r they both two of my ocs #flo #harper #tf r u 2 doing here

korr-a-sami

I see what youre doing Blizzard...youre trying to make it so we stop roasting tf out of Torjborn by portraying him as a family man with a kind soul and big heart?! Well Ill have you know-

It fucking worked my god im crying

#me @ all times #i can't believe the two most annoying characters r best friends and r high quality beings i'm #ow #torbjörn #bastion