TO DO THE WRONG THINGS

● GIDEON JONES ● 22 ● DEVEREAUX ● CYBERKINESIS ● Let's get down to business: 1. Hell no I won't do your homework. 2. But I'll change your grades for $50 3. Hack your sketchy bae's social media? $25 4. Got a virus? Call fuckin geek squad. Not my problem. 5. Need personalized malware or viruses no questions asked? I'm your guy, but it won't be cheap. RP ACCOUNT || WORK OF FICTION

[harleyweston-blog]

omg i DO sometimes. my man friend is crazy

[gidgital]

It sounds less like you have a man friend and more like you’re enabling a stalker.

[phoebeevans-deactivated20170221]

Oh please tell me there were a lot of damages? I’m saddened that I had to miss a great opportunity of this. Nudes are more important. Enough said.

[gidgital]

 You should check it out for yourself before they get too much of it cleaned up.  It’s pretty impressive.  That seems to be the consensus.  

[senorsteve-blog]

Well, yeah of course. But it can be both.

[gidgital]

I don’t do sentimental. 

[spiderjackie-blog]

That’s what porn is for, friend.

[gidgital]

Touche.  

[marinacomaro-archive-blog]

Probably cause it gives everyone an excuse to get an extension. They could be like “Hey teach I couldn’t hand in the assignment cause of the tornado #soz.” 

Although now I’m imagining people using that excuse with nudes. It doesn’t work out as well but it’s still pretty funny.

[gidgital]

I wonder if any professors are actually gonna let that fly.  #devereauxprivilege 

Now I’m just picturing somebody going around asking for spank bank donations.   Kind of hilarious I can’t lie.  

[coralsjones-blog]

Glad you’re making some cash, but I’m just relieved I had my laptop at the library with me instead of in my room. Hey, man.

[gidgital]

Look what the current carried in.  Didn’t think I’d see you this far from the shorelines. 

[fakedixcns-deactivated20161226]

Unfortunately. It was fun for a while.

Were you?

[gidgital]

Yeah just a bit.  Weirdest fight I’ve ever been in.  Managed to deal the last blow after walking away though.  

[kweencass-archives]

Yeah, only crazy white people fuck with ghosts. And Sage, but she’s just crazy.

[gidgital]

Note to self: avoid Sage. 

PS: enjoy your premium pornhub subscription courtesy of our homie, Ally.  

[gidgital]

@coralsjones: Anyone wanna let a broke fish crash in their tub?

@gidgital: @coralsjones This is only one step above a Craig's List ad.

[gidgital]

@ferallygatr: you're welcome to everybody who now has a pre-paid for a year pornhub.com account

@ferallygatr: a big screw you to the guy that hacked my bank account to do it

@ferallygatr: it was @gidital , i decided I deserved to @ him considering the circumstances

@kweencass: @ferallygatr ngl I wish I was one of those people but also WTF @gidital UR TOO HOT TO BE THIS MEAN

@gidgital: @kweencass I got you girl @ferallygatr and I will hook you up

[gidgital]

@ferallygatr: you're welcome to everybody who now has a pre-paid for a year pornhub.com account

@ferallygatr: a big screw you to the guy that hacked my bank account to do it

@ferallygatr: it was @gidital , i decided I deserved to @ him considering the circumstances

@gidgital: @ferallygatr I'm helping you make friends.

@gidgital: @ferallygatr low key impressed you got back into your Twitter your fast

[spiderjackie-blog]

That’s why I don’t take them. I’m always prepared for the worst.

[gidgital]

That’s a shame. 

[kweencass-archives]

You win some, you lose some. I’d take cash over kicking poor Ally’s booty, any day. She’s a sweetie. Don’t worry, as long as you’re not Oliver Puckerman, I have no intentions of sending any natural disasters your way.

[gidgital]

I was gonna leak her social security number but word on the street is she’s got some spirit friends and I don’t fuck with ghosts.  

[senorsteve-blog]

Have you not received nudes before? Are you deprived? Do I need to send you some?

[gidgital]

I have.  No need to send unsolicited dick pics.  It’s just more of a carnal reaction than a sentimental one when I get ‘em.  

[fakedixcns-deactivated20161226]

If a nude costs that much, is it even worth it? I get that a nude creates a bond and all, but you’ve got a point.

And, really, you’re winning here, either way.

[gidgital]

All I do is win.  

Were you caught up in any of that action today?

[senorsteve-blog]

It’s funny that you mention that because I was just going to go look up some porn right now. You’re right… tuition ain’t cheap. That’s why I’m out here grinding. But as far as the nudes though I think it’s the thought that someone you know, or may not know, has taken the time to take a photo of their body to share with you to pleasure yourself with. That’s a beautiful thing.

[gidgital]

How... sentimental.  

[kweencass-archives]

You’re welcome. If you wanna throw me a 5% tornado referral or whatever, I totally won’t complain.

[gidgital]

I may have “lost” my fight today (I’m not sure being annoyed into submission counts as a loss but whatever), but my bank account is the real winner here today.  As long as you keep those tornados away from my apartment I’ll hook you up.