Evolving to the nth Degree

Name: John (Jb) Lowell Boyer III Age: 20 Location: Madison, AL The purpose of this blog is non-existent. What do I like? Jesus, life, love, laughter, comedy, food, family, friends, video games, tennis, ramen noodles from asian stores, music, 'Murica, Neon...

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Haven’t logged onto here for like 3 years, but I just wanted to check on it. Bye again!

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Dolphins are probably the aliens we are waiting for they are just hiding and waiting to evolve so they can attack

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let’s mcfreakin kill him

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This guy on chopped got some meat and a cinnamon roll so he just squeezed out meat blood and heated it up and soaked the roll in blood and hten put it on the plate like that? And then when the judges said something he just said “Blood” while staring at the ground 

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i remember in 6th grade public school one of my friends in the class used the word “bungalow” as often as possible and every time he needed to say “house” or “home” he swapped it for “bungalow” and me and the rest of the class thought it was so fucking funny.

so everyone in the class started using it too like saying “I brought my lunch from the bungalow today” or whatever and the teachers HATED IT.

it started getting out of hand when we were learning about the presidents and we often needed to say “the White House” so of course we would say “the White Bungalow” and the teacher was so furious and then there was a ban on the word and if anyone said it they were sent to the office and I remember the kid who started all the bullshit one time got in trouble for something petty like sharing his homework and the teacher said that she was going to call home to him mom and he just stood up and cried out “No, ms_____! Please don’t call home!”

and there was this huge silence because he just raised his voice at the teacher

and then a huge smile spread across his face and he said

“call bungalow instead.”

and I swear the whole class rioted it was amazing

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20 devastating photos show the aftermath of the 7.9-magnitude earthquake that just hit Nepal 

At least 876 people are feared dead after a massive 7.9- magnitude earthquake shook Nepal on Saturday. The BBC reports that the quake struck the area between the capital of Kathmandu and the city of Pokhara in the densely populated Kathmandu Valley. According to the BBC, Nepali Information Minister Minendra Rijal had relayed claims of “massive damage” from the epicenter of the earthquake, where many buildings collapsed. Nearly 500 were reported dead in Kathmandu alone. (Warning: Graphic photos)

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Hey everyone an earthquake of 7.9 recently just hit Nepal. The death toll is rising continuously with 700+ deaths reported as of now. Many people are feared to be trapped under the rubble and many are left homeless.Many of the historic monuments and temples have been reduced to rubble and completely destroyed. For those of you who don’t know, Nepal is a tiny country right below China. Nepal is rich in culture but poor financially and relief and rebuilding will be a difficult and extensive process. The government has declared a state of emergency. Please reblog this to bring awareness to this tragedy. Nepal needs all the support it can get. 

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http://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-asia-32461412 - live updates please keep Nepal in your prayers and thoughts.

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https://donate.oxfam.org.uk/emergency/nepal?pscid=ps_ggl_Emergencies_nepal_earthquake_generic&gclid=CjwKEAjw9uypBRD5pMDYtsKxvXcSJACcb9AYG-9cuUoKrYwQZyqRv1TXyupSOCRwSIDE2q8YigH5oRoCQjfw_wcB PLEASE DONATE. Nepal truly needs all the support it can get. 

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8 Ways To Attract A Lot Of Beetles To Your Home If That’s Your Thing

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My sister went to go see “Unfriended” in theaters. And there was a scene where the girl creepily asked, “Who is it?” And a dude in the audience yelled “DEEZ NUTS!” and everyone broke out in laughter while a girl was being murdered on screen.

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Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers.

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think about all the sex

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There are two types of people.

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If you wanted to eat somebody you could put a fire up under it and slow roast them.

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… three. Three types of people.

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me, ordering a drink at starbucks: i'll have a large caramel macchiato

barista: you mean a venti?

me, understanding that the barista does not make up the names for the sizes and it is in fact part of her job to clarify what i am ordering to avoid mistakes in my order: yeah, a venti. thanks.

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my worst fear is laughing at a joke I don’t understand and having someone ask me to explain it

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don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly 

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So, technically, Jack Frost with green eyes

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literally quoting the danny phantom theme song word for word