*overexcited screaming*

I reblog kpop and Jackson Wang is ruining my life.

[37q-archive]

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

[antiandrogen]

explain

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

[opposite-of-a-problem-deactivat]

explain

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

what’s not clicking

[jacksonwangvevo]

talking to a new man can’t wait for it to fall apart within the week 

[jacksonwangvevo]

i was looking thru my posts and i have absolutely no idea who this was about so things went well

[sntg]

you can see the exact moment she realizes she's gonna be eaten

[lilium]

[rustmarty]

[iamthefemaleweezy]

[theocseason4]

paula abdul has lied repeatedly about being in a plane crash that there is no record of

believe women

[lesbianhyuga]

[thickness-protection-program]

What episode is this

[theropoda-deactivated20211210]

[loveforjjong]

[prayaga22]

LIFE.

[boatshoefucker]

[exeggcute]

"claims to be pro life / dies anyway" is truly the gift that keeps on giving. we can get endless mileage out of it. thank you to whoever concocted this perfect little phrase and thank you especially to antonin scalia for setting the ball rolling here

[thursday]

DAY 15

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[toastbutteregg]

[putaqrofthisonmygrave]

I give anyone reading this permission to use my grave to lie to cops

[weevildead]

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

[megs-mayhem]

@unpretty

[unpretty]

it’s DIRT

[ceekari]

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

[fieldbears]

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’