i am soap

writing things and drawing cartoons sometimes (she/they)

[iszapizza]

more bloodymary yuri

Suggestive(? Under the cut

[worms-for-brains]

A quick bloodymary sketch

(Is this ship dead yet??? I’ll post regardless…)

[t00thpasteface]

havin fun at da quarium

[ottrauva]

Maybe he’s waiting for…someone ;#)

[t00thpasteface]

how fake sacrificial lambs look when real martyrs come at them

[wilwoo]

Ooooh new comic I’m working on that I suddenly decided to make so we’ll see how it goes and also idk how long this is going to be, but I’m very into phm and ironlung rn so um. 😁 Under the cut some close ups!

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[giggleagua]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace Characters: Ryland Grace, The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung), Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Additional Tags: Dubious Consent, Alternate Universe - Vampire, Vampire The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung), Simon is Dracula, Dracula AU, Blood Drinking, Shameless Smut, Anal Sex, Rimming, Rape/Non-con Elements Summary:

Nobody in town had ever even seen the man. Nobody was brave enough—or foolish enough—to attempt the journey. But Grace had heard that with all his extraordinary wealth and influence, the man had procured an incredible library of knowledge from the greatest minds in the country. He intended to ask him for sponsorship of the town’s meager college so that they might have access to those resources. The school board advised against it and the rest of the small town quickly found out that the oddball professor would be making the journey to Count Dracula’s castle heedless of the warnings.

There were tales of visitors falling upon the count’s door—and never returning.

[giggleagua]

this is my horrible son, piece. he has adhd and he follows me to work. i hate him

[giggleagua]

currently working on a filthy nasty disgusting depraved dracula!simon one shot. yes i am writing it on the clock, yes it is historical fantasy, no i cannot write anything else

[vonlipwig]

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

[fandomsandfairytales]

This post is the spiritual successor to that post about David Corenswet:

[giggleagua]

Hallo,

I just wanted to drop by and tell you that I just binged all 7 chapters of The Eel of Eden and IT IS PHENOMINAL!!!!

thank you so much!! i’m so glad you enjoyed it 🫶

[prettymachine]

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

[giggleagua]

@cyclops-arts

[giggleagua]

i need to get violently stoned with a couple of jackasses

[valeriapryanikova]

THE BUTCHER / THE BUTCHERED

[t00thpasteface]

some guys in between commission work and irl work work

a couple notes:

i think the face mutation for simon is "retractable" i.e. he can bring it out/fade it away mostly on command

however i haven't decided if it comes with some sort of bonus mutated treelike/fishy replacement for the missing arm (which would also be "retractable" for lack of a better term... maybe it hurts to use and that's why he wouldn't have it out all the time?)

honestly i think my ideal form for grace's fox cardigan would be a repeating pattern of foxes on a cream bg that the cardigan shape just masks off like the patterns in chowder

yes grace's eyes do make some sort of sound effect when he blinks with the glasses off but i don't know if it's a looney tunes style "dink dink" or the spongebob style "squimp"

[giggleagua]

sexy times from my fic “the Eel of Eden”

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[pinkwisteria]

2026 is the year of trapping a guy in a place