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developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

fandomsandfairytales

This post is the spiritual successor to that post about David Corenswet:

Hallo,

I just wanted to drop by and tell you that I just binged all 7 chapters of The Eel of Eden and IT IS PHENOMINAL!!!!

thank you so much!! i’m so glad you enjoyed it 🫶

prettymachine

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

giggleagua

@cyclops-arts

i need to get violently stoned with a couple of jackasses

#i think i need more stupid fucking loser guy friends #blah blah blah

valeriapryanikova

THE BUTCHER / THE BUTCHERED

t00thpasteface

some guys in between commission work and irl work work

a couple notes:

i think the face mutation for simon is "retractable" i.e. he can bring it out/fade it away mostly on command

however i haven't decided if it comes with some sort of bonus mutated treelike/fishy replacement for the missing arm (which would also be "retractable" for lack of a better term... maybe it hurts to use and that's why he wouldn't have it out all the time?)

honestly i think my ideal form for grace's fox cardigan would be a repeating pattern of foxes on a cream bg that the cardigan shape just masks off like the patterns in chowder

yes grace's eyes do make some sort of sound effect when he blinks with the glasses off but i don't know if it's a looney tunes style "dink dink" or the spongebob style "squimp"

sexy times from my fic “the Eel of Eden”

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

#idk does tumblr allow this now #nsfw #bloodymary #project hail mary #ryland grace #iron lung #simon iron lung #my fic

pinkwisteria

2026 is the year of trapping a guy in a place

giggleagua

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace Characters: Ryland Grace, The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung), Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Eva Stratt Additional Tags: Mutual Masturbation, Anal Fingering, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Virgin Sacrifice, but not the way you’d expect, Virgin Ryland Grace, Monster The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung), Rape/Non-con Elements, Sexual Slavery, Touch-Starved Ryland Grace, Kiss of the Basilisk AU if you squint, Not Beta Read, Dom The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung), Sub Ryland Grace, Fuck Or Die, First Time, Blow Jobs Summary:

In a tiny village by a cold, dark sea, in a tiny hovel at the edge of town, there lived a man named Grace. In Eden, fear ruled above all else. So close to the roiling, black ocean lived a leviathan of legend—a god to the simple people who fished his waters. The council instated by the elders of old policed devotion to the Eel. And they had decided, in time for the blood moon, that Grace had blasphemed for long enough.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace Characters: Ryland Grace, The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung), Rocky (Project Hail Mary), Eva Stratt Additional Tags: Mutual Masturbation, Anal Fingering, Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Virgin Sacrifice, but not the way you'd expect, Virgin Ryland Grace, Monster The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung), Rape/Non-con Elements, Sexual Slavery, Touch-Starved Ryland Grace, Kiss of the Basilisk AU if you squint, Not Beta Read, Dom The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung), Sub Ryland Grace, Fuck Or Die, First Time, Blow Jobs Summary:

In a tiny village by a cold, dark sea, in a tiny hovel at the edge of town, there lived a man named Grace. In Eden, fear ruled above all else. So close to the roiling, black ocean lived a leviathan of legend—a god to the simple people who fished his waters. The council instated by the elders of old policed devotion to the Eel. And they had decided, in time for the blood moon, that Grace had blasphemed for long enough.

#bloodymary #project hail mary #iron lung #ryland grace #fanfic

dtacore

daughter-of-sapph0

op link the fucking article

dtacore

https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football enjoy reading about football :)

Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

daughter-of-sapph0

thanks. what the fuck

nightowl343

What the fuck.

5thearth

In case you haven't seen this yet. No you don't need to be a football fan. Stop asking questions, just read it. Read it. Just read it.

chanceofbrainstormz

Who's ready to stop aging tomorrow

bnq

happy forever, everybody

ordeals

Julia Soboleva, Sacrificed Beings to the workshop of becoming somebody

torchwood-99

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.