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@theartofmadeline
we're not kids anymore.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Cosimo Galluzzi
occasionally subtle

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todays bird
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one of the tweets of all time to me
“Just because you are different does not mean that you have to be rejected.” - Eartha Kitt
I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"
It's a little bit funny when I talk about how what passes for autistic advocacy on Tumblr often operates by openly throwing other neurodivergent people under the bus – critically including other autistic people whose communication needs don't conform with a very specific archetype – and folks come at me assuming that I'm some clueless allistic who's being mean to them for no reason, because Does This Look Like A Blog A Neurotypical Person Would Run.
you should definitely fuck your friends and cover them with hickeys and then press on the hickeys while you're fucking
Shitty comic day i didnt forget you this year
Reblogs r back on so BEHAVE.
Framing illness as even involving morality seems to me a mistake, because of course cancer does not give a shit whether you are a good person. Biology has no moral compass.
—John Green, Everything Is Tuberculosis
brain to brain communication?
YOU CAN BE STRAPPED FOR CASH??????
i am always one wrong word away from being shot by all the people who find me tolerable
Washington Post is paywalling the article but it looks like Taylor Farms — a consumer bagged salad brand that also supplies produce to grocers and fast food chains like Taco Bell, Walmart, McDonald's, Chipotle, Burger King, KFC, and Meijer —may be at least one of the sources of the current cyclosporiasis outbreak.
Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.
no piece of supernatural commentary will ever be as impactful as ‘what happened to all the pussy on supernatural’
Been on my mind
plutonic lesbian friends (that do nothing for me)
I really hated this girl in my class and we kept exchanging notes with various threats of violence on them but then on a Zoom call I saw that she kept a bunch of them pinned on her wall with little hearts around them and I got the biggest crush on her after that.
Not again. Reread OPs name
no shut up let me believe please i need this
i'm rereading the murderbot diaries and murderbot's utter conviction that it and gurathin are bitter enemies is still so funny. buddy. gurathin got over this months ago. he's just a quiet guy.
one-sided antagonism is so delicious. murderbot diaries i also very much enjoy how surreal it must be for gurathin / to know that the heavily armed rogue secunit holds a grudge against him / and also know that all it will ever choose to do about this is make frowny faces and flip him the bird. / (tags via space-mouse)
Gurathin, like three books from now: hey we’re friends right
Murderbot: no. we fucking hate each other.
Gurathin: awesome check this out it’s gonna make you so fucking mad
MB: I don’t like you
Gurathin, knowing MB calls its best friend “asshole research transport”: Uh-huh.
Murderbot: I don't like Gurathin, and he doesn't like me
Gurathin, not even looking up from the article he's reading: careful buddy, if you piss me off I might look at you really hard
Murderbot: I have guns in my arms!
Gurathin: yeah, but if you shoot me who are you gonna call when you need help solving a murder or getting out of an awkward social gathering?