you see calum at a club, and suddenly he walks over to you.
calum: hey, i need to clear something up. there are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
you: uhh, no. there's 26.
calum: ah, i must of forgotten u, r, a, q, t.
you: aw haha. but that makes it 25 letters. you're still missing one.
calum: i know. i'm saving the d till later.















