No rhyming, nor reasoning here folks, all ΝΟΝΣΕΝΣΕ

Gone fishing, metaphorically.

[nonsense-offical]

LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE.

. . .

[BEEP]

[Νονσενσε isn't here at the moment...]

Always in character unless stated otherwise.

This intro post is not in character!

Νονσενσε goes by it/its, mod goes by they/any. Mod's @sl33py-b1rd0 btw. Baby's first offical blog sniff

Νονσενσε shall occasionally randomly have words encrypted.

Tags:

nonsensical rambling ; Νονσενσε silly billy speaking

a moment of clarity ; mod speaking/ooc

[probably encrypted encryption method] ; words have been encrypted

nonsense approves ; this is certified NONSENSE

nonsense unapproved ; this isn't nonsense. Often has a positive connotation, or is the most nihilistic [EXCREMENTOFBULL] ever.

i only wish for answers ; actual roleplay tag.

the being dissipates ; end rp thread

νονσενσε being νονσενσε ; the being is being ambiguous and I do not like it

Also, fun fact: νονσενσε is a silly RP blog at its core lmao. And NOT a lovecraftian creature that lives in mod's mind

Νονσενσε loves those mortal treats for some reason. Probably because it likes sucrose.

It also hunts posts for sport.

Notes game herio

Main autoclave key: NONSENSE

Secondary autoclave key: Figure it out. You're smart :)

Tertiary autoclave key: See above

Connections in the offical family tree(not @-ting them as I don't wanna bother them rn):

Parents: @/the-void-offical & @/shadow-dimension-offical

Siblings: @/nowhere-offical, @/no-one-offical, @/never-offical, @/nothing-offical, @/the-listener-offical, @/nonexistent-offical, @/child-offical, @/deactived-offical, @/nonentity-offical, @/silly-little-arson-frog-offical (the family GROWS)

Nieçphews: @/who-offical, @/thesightofthestarsmakemesmile

(Adopted) children: @/fantasy-offical

Deals made with: @/eredin-offical

Newly acquired dividers by @/enchanthings-a

cipher it out ; loreposting

[The header changed againnnnnn]

[nonsense-offical]

[zamn.]

[nonsense-offical]

[yep chat νονσενσε's blog is on hiatus until june. at least]

[it and i are working on something big]

[a-voidless-poll]

Strongest offical

Eredin

burning Britain

Satan

Evil pineapple

No one

Someone

Supervillian

Da police

Someone else ( comments)

My button

Voting ended onFeb 25

@eredin-offical

@da-police-offical

@satan-offical

@supervillain-offical

@someone-official

@evilpineapple-offical

@no-one-offical

@burning-britain-official

[nonsense-offical]

Strength is relative.

[badalloc]

Which ao3 tag are you?

Saw this, looks fun!

Link to the quiz is here

… yeah, that tracks.

Soft tagging @blockcat-safari, @jackdraw-spwrite, @cityofangeisislying, @audioeidolon, @venusplantt, @bardicc-inspo and @voidindite in case they would like to play along :)

(Feel free to jump in if this looks fun and I forgot to tag you!)

[grisha-offical]

I wasn't tagged but I can't resist an ao3 related tag game

Idiots in love is the only valid tag for six of crows fics

Open tags cause I don't know who to tag

[paranoia-offical]

What is an AO3? What does this mean‽

Follow Grisha now.

@nurse-offical @dying-pen-offical @kingkit7734 @algae122 @hopeless-romantic-teen-official

[nurse-offical]

aw jee thanks guys really appreciate it

@da-police-offical @evilpineapple-offical @illegaldoctor--offical

[evilpineapple-offical]

What

no

Please

I hate compliments nooooo

(I took this IC)

open tags

[burning-britain-official]

I have no clue what most of the questions meant

@breadcrumb-offical @eredin-offical

[nonsense-offical]

Apparently people know what happens when I happen now.

[salamander-offical]

question for the officalverse:

if @eredin-offical were to suddenly die, would you care?

would you care?

yes: i'd rejoice

yes: i'd be pleased

no: i wouldn't have any strong feelings

no: i literally would not care

no: who is that

yes: i'd be pretty pissed

yes: i would actively seek revenge

yes: other (comment)

no: other (comment)

kinda (comment)

see results (only cowards click this one)

Voting ended onFeb 17

just collecting some purely hypothetical data

[nonsense-offical]

I would not care as I do not believe in such frivolities as death in realms with ghosts and specters.

And, because I generally do not give a [REDACTED] about what happens to mortals. Unless it is entertaining. Entertainment is good.

[salamander-offical]

this will be entertaining. that, salamander can guarantee.

[nonsense-offical]

I am actually considering not assimilating you, seeing as you... Aren't quite a threat. I do not know why one could fear or detest or whatever it may be you of all beings so. You are quite the nice fellow, Salamander °υ° it is a shame someone would want you "dead"

[man-offical]

-.. --- -. - .-.. .. ... - . -. - --- . .. - .... . .-. --- ..-. - .... . --

[nonsense-offical]

Odd! Man is speaking one of my languages?

[absurdly-useful]

Gurer vf yvggyr cbvag gb n ynathntr vs lbh'er gur bayl bar gung haqrefgnaqf vg. Lbh ner abg n zrqvriny nypurzvfg.

[nonsense-offical]

Idiosyncrasies :)

[man-offical]

-.. --- -. - .-.. .. ... - . -. - --- . .. - .... . .-. --- ..-. - .... . --

[nonsense-offical]

Odd! Man is speaking one of my languages?

[evilpineapple-offical]

Guys we need to settle this once and for all

Am I, evil pineapple offical, breedable?

yes

no

idk what that means + results

Voting ended onFeb 12

Pinging:

@eredin-offical @no-one-offical @evil-journalism-offical @journalism-offical @evil-apple-offical @evilest-lemonade-offical @evil-lemon-shark-offical uh idk who else to tag

[no-one-offical]

What is breedable?

[evilpineapple-offical]

Me according to everyone. This is humiliation.

[no-one-offical]

No... what does it mean honey...

[evilpineapple-offical]

It’s a sex thing :(

[no-one-offical]

I'm sure breedable is a good thing pookie

[evilpineapple-offical]

No :( they’re uh- how do I say this- they’re saying someone could put kids in me in a kinky way

[no-one-offical]

YOU CAN BE USED AS A CAGE FOR CHILDREN!?

[evilpineapple-offical]

NO!! IT’S IN A PREGNANCY WAY!!

[no-one-offical]

Oh my god. We could have children

[darkness-offical]

WHAT IS A CHILDREN AND PREGNANT? IS IT SOMETHING I CAN EAT?

[nonsense-offical]

Oh! I actually know this!

[A child (pl. children) is a human being between the stages of birth and puberty, or between the developmental period of infancy and puberty. The term may also refer to an unborn human being. In English-speaking countries, the legal definition of child generally refers to a minor, in this case as a person younger than the local age of majority (there are exceptions such as, for example, the consumption and purchase of alcoholic beverages even after said age of majority), regardless of their physical, mental and sexual development as biological adults. Children generally have fewer rights and responsibilities than adults. They are generally classed as unable to make serious decisions]

[Pregnancy is the time during which one or more offspring gestates inside a woman's uterus. A multiple pregnancy involves more than one offspring, such as with twins.]

[evilpineapple-offical]

Can you change ‘woman’s uterus’ to ‘someone’s uterus’ please?

[nonsense-offical]

Alrightio! ^w^

It shall now read:

[Pregnancy is time during which one or more offspring gestates inside a person's uterus. A multiple pregnancy involves more than one offspring, such as with twins.]

[was-that-the-bite-of-87-offical]

Reblog this and I'll assign your blog a song from my playlist of 1200+ songs

[nonsense-offical]

I wonder.

[evilpineapple-offical]

Guys we need to settle this once and for all

Am I, evil pineapple offical, breedable?

yes

no

idk what that means + results

Voting ended onFeb 12

Pinging:

@eredin-offical @no-one-offical @evil-journalism-offical @journalism-offical @evil-apple-offical @evilest-lemonade-offical @evil-lemon-shark-offical uh idk who else to tag

[no-one-offical]

What is breedable?

[evilpineapple-offical]

Me according to everyone. This is humiliation.

[no-one-offical]

No... what does it mean honey...

[evilpineapple-offical]

It’s a sex thing :(

[no-one-offical]

I'm sure breedable is a good thing pookie

[evilpineapple-offical]

No :( they’re uh- how do I say this- they’re saying someone could put kids in me in a kinky way

[no-one-offical]

YOU CAN BE USED AS A CAGE FOR CHILDREN!?

[evilpineapple-offical]

NO!! IT’S IN A PREGNANCY WAY!!

[no-one-offical]

Oh my god. We could have children

[darkness-offical]

WHAT IS A CHILDREN AND PREGNANT? IS IT SOMETHING I CAN EAT?

[nonsense-offical]

Oh! I actually know this!

[A child (pl. children) is a human being between the stages of birth and puberty, or between the developmental period of infancy and puberty. The term may also refer to an unborn human being. In English-speaking countries, the legal definition of child generally refers to a minor, in this case as a person younger than the local age of majority (there are exceptions such as, for example, the consumption and purchase of alcoholic beverages even after said age of majority), regardless of their physical, mental and sexual development as biological adults. Children generally have fewer rights and responsibilities than adults. They are generally classed as unable to make serious decisions]

[Pregnancy is the time during which one or more offspring gestates inside a woman's uterus. A multiple pregnancy involves more than one offspring, such as with twins.]

[darkness-offical]

SO ITS NOT FOOD?

[nonsense-offical]

It can be if you want it to be!

[evilpineapple-offical]

Guys we need to settle this once and for all

Am I, evil pineapple offical, breedable?

yes

no

idk what that means + results

Voting ended onFeb 12

Pinging:

@eredin-offical @no-one-offical @evil-journalism-offical @journalism-offical @evil-apple-offical @evilest-lemonade-offical @evil-lemon-shark-offical uh idk who else to tag

[no-one-offical]

What is breedable?

[evilpineapple-offical]

Me according to everyone. This is humiliation.

[no-one-offical]

No... what does it mean honey...

[evilpineapple-offical]

It’s a sex thing :(

[no-one-offical]

I'm sure breedable is a good thing pookie

[evilpineapple-offical]

No :( they’re uh- how do I say this- they’re saying someone could put kids in me in a kinky way

[no-one-offical]

YOU CAN BE USED AS A CAGE FOR CHILDREN!?

[evilpineapple-offical]

NO!! IT’S IN A PREGNANCY WAY!!

[no-one-offical]

Oh my god. We could have children

[darkness-offical]

WHAT IS A CHILDREN AND PREGNANT? IS IT SOMETHING I CAN EAT?

[nonsense-offical]

Oh! I actually know this!

[A child (pl. children) is a human being between the stages of birth and puberty, or between the developmental period of infancy and puberty. The term may also refer to an unborn human being. In English-speaking countries, the legal definition of child generally refers to a minor, in this case as a person younger than the local age of majority (there are exceptions such as, for example, the consumption and purchase of alcoholic beverages even after said age of majority), regardless of their physical, mental and sexual development as biological adults. Children generally have fewer rights and responsibilities than adults. They are generally classed as unable to make serious decisions]

[Pregnancy is the time during which one or more offspring gestates inside a person's uterus. A multiple pregnancy involves more than one offspring, such as with twins.]

[salamander-offical]

question for the officalverse:

if @eredin-offical were to suddenly die, would you care?

would you care?

yes: i'd rejoice

yes: i'd be pleased

no: i wouldn't have any strong feelings

no: i literally would not care

no: who is that

yes: i'd be pretty pissed

yes: i would actively seek revenge

yes: other (comment)

no: other (comment)

kinda (comment)

see results (only cowards click this one)

Voting ended onFeb 17

just collecting some purely hypothetical data

[nonsense-offical]

I would not care as I do not believe in such frivolities as death in realms with ghosts and specters.

And, because I generally do not give a [REDACTED] about what happens to mortals. Unless it is entertaining. Entertainment is good.

[nonsense-offical]

On one side of my vast existence there is yaoi, and on the other side a political drama mixed with cosmic horror.

[eredin-offical]

The council starts on February 28th.

@salamander-offical @evilpineapple-offical @retiredsupremeleader-offical @burning-britain-official @someone-official @breadcrumb-offical

[walmart-job-certificate-offical]

all offical blogs, reblog and I will follow. i want to follow all the offical blogs

[serialnumber002]

canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws

[serialnumber002]

put those thigns away

[5149eszter]

[evilpineapple-offical]

@eredin-offical you live in the snow are your hands big

I’d ask about your feet but that’s too far

[eredin-offical]

My gauntlets are big, what do you think?

[evilpineapple-offical]

Maybe your gauntlets are big to make up for your comically small hands :3

[eredin-offical]

My hands are big.

[evilpineapple-offical]

mine aren’t :(

[eredin-offical]

A shame.

[evilpineapple-offical]

Wanna swap

[eredin-offical]

No.