[ I haven’t done one in months so feel free to like this for a short-ish starter! ]

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[ I haven’t done one in months so feel free to like this for a short-ish starter! ]
First-Time Interaction starter sentences
“I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.” “I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?” “I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?” “Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?” “Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” “Excuse me, I was looking to get my girlfriend a bra, could you help me– You’re not the shop assistant, are you?” “Watch out for that truck!” “Is this your wallet?” “You look very different to your profile picture…” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Did you see that?! He had a gun.” “Are you the girl/guy from So You Think You Can Dance?!” “Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…” “I know I don’t know you and this might sound really strange, but do you have a room or a spare settee or something I could crash on? I could pay you… I just… I really need someone to help me out right now.” “HELP ME!” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “Are you alright? You look really pale.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” ”Have you lost something? Can I help?” “Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”.
Send ⚰️ For My Muse’s Reaction to Hearing Yours Has Died
unknown number texts
send me one of the following on anon (or not!) for my muse’s reaction:
[text] I spy with my little eye someone who looks very good in that underwear… [text] I know what you did last summer. [text] Roses are red, violets are blue, you don’t know me, but I do know you. [text] You think you’re safe now you’re tucked away under your blankets, but I can see you. [text] I’ve got your keys. [text] Don’t move, you look beautiful in these pictures I’m taking. [text] I’m sorry if I left your kitchen in a state, I had to rush out when I saw you were home early… Don’t worry, I’ll be back tomorrow to clean it up. [text] I’m sorry if I disturbed your sleep last night, I just really wanted to see you up close. [text] How are you feeling? I might have put something in your toothpaste… [text] Unless you want the whole internet to see you naked, you better do as I tell you. [text] Don’t worry, your child/pet is safe with me… [text] How are you doing today, dear? Isn’t it a wonderful day to die? [text] Humans are such easy prey, don’t you think? [text] R.I.P. [text] You thought you had it badly as a child? Just wait until I get my hands on you. [text] Are you ready to play? [text] There’s something under your bed… Or should I say, someone? [text] I’m your number one fan.
🍽️ : take my muse out for dinner for two.
◜ VALENTINE’S DAY PROMPTS || Accepting || @crmnpnshmnt◞
◜ ◌ ◞ Valentine’s day had come faster than she’d expected. With all the amount of work she had to do, the time passed by faster than she liked to admit. In the back of her mind she’d been thinking about what she could give Fyodor on that day, yet she always got stuck on the idea of trying to make a small stuffed animal for him. It was one of the hidden talents that she possessed and it felt like it was a better idea to give him something selfmade. So she had spent most of her afternoons working on a small stuffed toy mouse.
◜ ◌ ◞ When the day finally came, she could, for the first time, feel a certain type of nervousness inside of her. Various thoughts were inside of her head. Most of it got pushed away as she got a notification on her phone, seeing the new message appear on her screen. It was a message from Fyodor, stating her to get ready. She couldn’t really imagine for what, so she went with a simple red dress that she had and matching red shoes. After that she’d been waiting for him, holding the box with his valentine’s present in her hands. It was when she showed up that a smile appeared on her face and most of her worry disappeared.
◜ ◌ ◞ Without hesitation she had made her way over to him, giving him the box before both of them started to walk into a direction. Pandora never had been one to question and if he didn’t tell her where they were going, she wasn’t going to question it for the most part. ( It couldn’t be too bad, at least in her opinion. ) When they stopped in front of a restaurant, she understood where they were going to spend Valentine’s day together. It was a rather fancy looking restaurant and there was suddenly the feeling that she wouldn’t fit in. A part of her wondered how he could even afford it as she certainly was far from being able to do so. ( Most of her money was spend on her little sister, after all. )
◜ ◌ ◞ As soon as they stepped inside, she looked around, while holding on to his arm. Not even in her dreams had she ever imagined herself in a situation like this. Her gaze kept wandering around the place as both of them went to their table and sat down. Crimson eyes stopped at her boyfriend, a smile appearing on her face. “ I’m sorry, I look ridiculous doing that, don’t I? I just… never have been in a place like this before. “ It was one of the moments when her true emotions shined through the mask that she used to hide herself.
👙 : buy lingerie for my muse. ((I'm sorry ASFFSSDFDSFFC))
◜ VALENTINE’S DAY PROMPTS || Accepting || @nlngrhmn ◞
◜ ◌ ◞ It came to a surprise to her that Dazai gave her a present. Truth be told she hadn’t expected much from him, neverless accepted it. Pandora didn’t know what to expect as she had no idea what someone like Dazai would give anyone on Valentine’s day. For a moment she almost felt bad for not having something in return, yet again, it had surprised her to get something to begin with. If she had been more prepared she’d try to make him something. The day was not over yet and she could still try to make something for him.
◜ ◌ ◞ Carefully she opened the present, curious to see what was inside. Right after she had opened it, her expression changes. Somehow, she should’ve expected that. ( Had it been wrong to expect something else from a man like Dazai? ) Yet her disappointment was very clear to see, though soon covered up with something else. She grabs him by his coat and pulls him down to her level so that she could look him straight into the eyes.
◜ ◌ ◞ “ Hey Dazai… if you don’t want to die through my hands I advice you to run very. very. fast now because when I get my hands on you, I’ll make sure they won’t be able to identify your body. “
[ I haven’t done one in months so feel free to like this for a short-ish starter! ]
( * VALENTINE’S DAY PROMPTS !
send a symbol from your muse to mine. add ↪ for a reverse from my muse to yours !
🍳 : cook breakfast in bed for my muse.
💝 : give a box of chocolates to my muse.
🍿 : watch a rom-com with my muse.
💐 : give flowers to my muse.
👙 : buy lingerie for my muse.
💌 : leave my muse a card from a secret admirer.
🍽️ : take my muse out for dinner for two.
❤️ : give a gift to my muse. ( specify. )
🐶 : surprise my muse with a puppy.
🐱 : surprise my muse with a kitten.
💔 : break up with my muse.
🏩 : book a valentine’s trip away with my muse.
💍 : propose to my muse.
🔥 : flirt with my muse.
😳 : confess your muse’s love to my muse.
😘 : kiss my muse.
🐻 : give my muse a valentine’s teddy bear.
💃 : dance with my muse.
🚫 : spend valentine’s day with my muse platonically : no partners allowed !
soulmate au prompts.
send a number for a starter / drabble based off a specific soulmate au! most are taken from this list. feel free to add more if you want! (can also be adapted to fit poly ships!)
the one where you only see color once you meet your soulmate.
the one where you have your soulmate’s name written on your body.
the one where you and your soulmate have matching marks on your bodies.
the one where you and your soulmate have matching marks and the marks glow when you’re near your soulmate.
the one where you don’t know your soulmate until you touch them.
the one where when you dream you’re seeing whatever your soulmate is currently experiencing.
the one where you and your soulmate share an emotional link.
the one where your soulmate’s first words to you are written on your body.
the one where your soulmate’s last words to you are written on your body.
the one where you have a timer on your wrist that counts down to when you meet your soulmate.
the one where soulmates share extreme physical sensation — if one gets hurt, the other gets hurt, and etc.
the one where soulmates can heal each other’s injuries.
the one where only your soulmate can kill you.
the one where color appears on your body wherever your soulmate first touches you.
the one where every lie your soulmate tells you appears on your skin.
the one where anything written on your skin appears on your soulmate’s skin as well.
the one where your soulmate’s name is on one wrist and your enemy’s name is on the other and you have no clue which is which.
the one where whenever you get a song stuck in your head, it’s because your soulmate is singing it.
the one where soulmates are reincarnated and keep finding each other throughout their different lives.
the one where you don’t know your soulmate until you hear them say your name.
the one where you can talk to your soulmate in dreams.
the one where it’s impossible to lie to your soulmate.
the one where once you meet your soulmate, it’s physically uncomfortable to be apart from them for too long.
the one where you have a compass on your body that leads you to your soulmate.
the one where you have the date you’ll meet your soulmate on your wrist.
the one where you have the date your soulmate will die on your wrist.
the one where you can transfer any injuries/pain your soulmate has onto yourself.
the one where some people can see the red string of fate and follow it to their soulmates.
the one where your soulmate’s ghost haunts you when they die.
Source: @weheartit
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PREGNANCY -
❝ We’re going to be parents! ❞ ❝ Did you feel him/her/them kick!? ❞ ❝ Do you want to feel the baby? ❞ ❝ I’m pregnant…and it’s yours. ❞ ❝ Do you think I’ll make a good mother/father? ❞ ❝ What are you hoping for? ❞ ❝ I feel so nauseous today… ❞ ❝ What should we name him/her/them? ❞ ❝ How many diapers do you think we’ll need? ❞ ❝ You’re crying over a puppy? ❞ ❝ Is just strawberry okay? They didn’t have strawberries and cream. ❞ ❝ I’ve read this book four times I’m basically an expert by now. ❞ ❝ Boy or girl? ❞ ❝ Wait, do we have everything on this list I found? ❞ ❝ Can you put the crib together? I’m so tired. ❞ ❝ This kid can come out anytime it’s ready. ❞ ❝ You’re glowing. ❞ ❝ How far along are you? ❞ ❝ Please don’t freak out…but I’m pregnant. I SAID DON’T FREAK OUT. ❞ ❝ Hospital. Now! ❞ ❝ I think that was a contraction… ❞ ❝ The due date’s not until next week! ❞
NEW BABY -
❝ S/He’s your kid before five in the morning. ❞ ❝ We need to go on a diaper run again. ❞ ❝ We’re out of formula–where’s the other can!? ❞ ❝ Ugh, s/he spit up on my good shirt! ❞ ❝ S/he won’t stop crying, I don’t know what to do. ❞ ❝ Please take him/her, I’m going to go crazy with the screaming. ❞ ❝ Is it even possible for a baby to scream so much!? ❞ ❝ Should they be breathing like that? ❞ ❝ I need to go check on the baby. ❞ ❝ If you never put him/her down you’ll spoil him/her. ❞ ❝ Daddy/Mommy’s little girl/boy! ❞ ❝ Good morning, little spawn of Satan! ❞ ❝ Shhh, they’re finally asleep. ❞ ❝ Dammit, I just got them to sleep! ❞ ❝ Be careful, s/he’s a hair puller…. ❞ ❝ Where’s the pacifier!? ❞ ❝ I can’t find his/her blanket, please help me. ❞ ❝ I’ve been up since four this morning, it’s your turn. ❞ ❝ I found you and the baby sleeping in the recliner at six am and it was so precious. ❞ ❝ Stroller, diaper bag, playpen, blanket, bottles, what else do we need before we go to your parents? ❞ ❝ A babysitter!? Are you insane!? ❞ ❝ You’re going to spoil them. ❞ ❝ We can’t go out with the baby, that’s just asking for trouble. ❞ ❝ Baby’s awake… ❞ ❝ S/he’s so precious…. ❞ ❝ This is our son/daughter…. ❞ ❝ We make damn beautiful babies. ❞ ❝ Look at his/her little feet… ❞ ❝ S/he has your eyes. ❞ ❝ Do not dress him/her in that! ❞ ❝ Be careful with him/her! ❞ ❝ Did you remember to pack his/her toy? ❞ ❝ His/her first tooth came in today. Already bit me.❞ ❝ Did you hear that? That was a cough.❞
CHILDREN -
❝ The kids won’t stop fighting. ❞ ❝ We should have another. ❞ ❝ Stop giving them dessert before dinner! ❞ ❝ You’re going to spoil them rotten… ❞ ❝ You need to learn not to fall for the puppy dog eyes. ❞ ❝ I just love them so much!? ❞ ❝ How are we going to break the news to them that they’re getting a brother/sister? ❞ ❝ Their screaming woke the baby… ❞ ❝ I’m a horrible mother/father… ❞ ❝ How can you make the baby hush and I can’t? ❞ ❝ Was that a word!? ❞ ❝ His/her first word better not be a damn cuss word! ❞ ❝ You look exhausted. ❞ ❝ First steps! First steps! ❞ ❝ Watch, s/he can roll over now! ❞ ❝ I don’t want anyone else watching our baby/children. ❞ ❝ They totally wanted to build the pillow fort, not me. ❞ ❝ Can you manage dropping them off? ❞ ❝ Damn terrible twos, right? ❞ ❝ How did they outgrow their clothes so fast!? ❞ ❝ I think we make damn good parents. ❞ ❝ Why are both you and the baby crying? ❞ ❝ Here, I’ll watch him/her, you go relax. ❞ ❝ I haven’t been able to put her/him down all morning/day/night. ❞ ❝ S/he doesn’t want me, s/he wants you! ❞ ❝ S/he just ran into the coffee table, don’t worry. ❞ ❝ Stop fighting with me in front of the kid/s! ❞ ❝ We shouldn’t have dressed the twins in matching outfits… ❞ ❝ Can I hold him/her? ❞ ❝ S/he has separation anxiety because you never put them down! ❞ ❝ My mother always hoped my kids would end up like me…I’m so sorry. ❞ ❝ I wouldn’t let them do ____, so they started crying. ❞ ❝ Oh, s/he’s just a little angel! ❞ ❝ Hello, little one! ❞ ❝ I can babysit if you’d like. ❞ ❝ Guess who broke your favorite ____. ❞ ❝ Finally got him/her/them to sleep. ❞ ❝ It’s your turn to put him/her/them to bed. ❞ ❝ I hate bath time. ❞ ❝ Can you help me with the kids for five goddamn minutes!? ❞ ❝ I think ____ is jealous of the baby. ❞ ❝ ___ just hit ___, can you do something!? ❞ ❝ Is locking kids in the basement against the law!? ❞ ❝ They’re cute when they’re quiet. ❞ ❝ Maybe taking them to the park will let out all their energy. ❞ ❝ _____ colored on the walls today… ❞ ❝ Look at the mess they made again… ❞
Possessive Sentence Starter
Random possessive ( with a touch of yandere ) sentence starters. Change to make it more fitting, etc. Trigger warnings for: Suicide, Self harm, Kidnapping, Abuse, Manipulation.
“ Do you really think you can get away from me? “
“ You’re mine and only mine. “
“ I don’t want to see you talking to them again. “
“ The only person you need is me. “
“ I love you more than anything else. Why don’t you love me back? “
“ If you leave me I’ll kill myself. “
“ You’re so beautiful and all mine. “
“ If you try to run away again I’ll make sure you won’t be able to walk for a while. “
“ I’m sorry that I had to lock you up but that’s the only way to protect you. “
“ No one could love you as much as I do. “
“ C’mon, I want to hear you saying that you love me and only me. “
“ I won’t let you go. I love you too much. “
“ I don’t like it when someone else touches you. “
“ I want you to look at only me and no one else. “
“ If you really love me then tell me who you were talking to. “
“ No one can take you away from me now. “
“ I made sure that no one can get in my way now. “
“ Just give up and give in, my love.~ “
“ You can try to run all you want but I’m always going to find you. “
“ You look so cute when you’re scared like this.~ “
“ You’re the only person that makes me feel that way. “
“ I know everything about you.~ “
“ Be a good boy/girl and do what I tell you to~ “
“ Don’t you lie to me. I know you were seeing them again. “
“ I’m doing all of this for you! Don’t be so ungrateful to me! “
“ I want to be the only person on your mind. “
“ You don’t need them. You have me. “
“ You belong to me. Your heart, your soul, your body. All of this is mine. “
“ Please don’t leave me or I’ll hurt myself! “
“ I’m sorry that I hurt you but how else was I supposed to keep you from leaving? “
“ Please don’t look at me like this. It really breaks my heart. “
“ I don’t care how horrible you are to me. I love you and I won’t let you go.”
“ Break me, if that makes you happy then I’m fine with it. “
“ You should only trust me. I know what’s good for you. “
Dirty Talk Sentence Starters
Adjust as necessary. Many sentences collected from here and here.
“Tell me everything, baby. Tell me how you play with yourself.” “Do you like it when I touch myself here?” “I’m going to make you come until you can’t breathe.” “Lick every inch of me.” “Come over here and ride me hard!” “I love the way you look at me while you’re being fucked.” “You love this, don’t you? Let me hear how much you love it.” “Come inside me. Fill me up, I’ve been waiting–” “Fuck me. Right now!” “Use me as your toy all night long.” “I want it in my mouth. Come on, give it to me.” “It drives me crazy when you look at me that way.” “Look how shameless you are.” “Tell me how you want me to fuck you.” “I always get what I want.” “I love the sounds you make when I fuck you.” “Where do you want me to come?” “Let’s see how many times I can make you come.” “ Maybe you should spank me – I’ve been very, very bad.” “Take off your clothes and wait for me.” “Get on your hands and knees, sweetheart… and wait like a good girl.” “You like it when I spread my legs and take you in?” “I’m going to fuck you till you can’t walk.” “Come in my mouth, I want to taste you.” “I love how you taste.” “Do you like how I taste?” “Say my name – louder.” “Do you like the way that feels?” “Use your mouth on me. Please.” “Strip for me. Slowly.” “I want to take in every inch of you.” “You know what I want.” “Can you feel how much I want you?” “You like that, don’t you? You like when I do this to you.” “No one has ever made me come as hard as you can.” “Are you going to be good, or am I going to have to tie you up?” “I didn’t say you were allowed to come.” “Let’s find out how much you can take.” “Watch yourself in the mirror while I fuck you.”