&& HONEY.

this is an independent roleplay blog for the alcoholic, drug-addicted karen walker from the sitcom will & grace. not many serious plots will take place on this blog, as it is mainly used to comedic relief. ( sideblog to imxcooldad. )

[giinsoaked-blog]

    ❝ sometimes it’s hard for me to talk                 about my feelings.                                   plus i’m HIGH most of the time                                              so there’s that. ❞

[sexlesslovers]

[giinsoaked-blog]

heathers sentence meme

1. "Are we going to prom or to hell?"

2. "Why are you such a mega bitch?"

3. "Our love is God."

4. "Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"

5. "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."

6. "Do I look like Mother Teresa?"

7. "You look like Hell."

8. "I just killed my best friend."

9. "A true friend's work is never done."

10. "You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly."

11. "Why are you pulling on my dick?"

12. "You know what I want? Cool guys like you out of my life."

13. "God, I sound like a fucking psycho."

14. "There's a new sheriff in town."

15. "Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up."

16. "I say we just grow up, be adults, and die."

17. "I can't believe you did it. I was teasing. I loved you. Course, I was coming up here to kill ya..."

18. "They all want me as a friend or a fuck."

19. "Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?"

20. "Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?"

21. "Holy Mary who art in Heaven pray for us sinners... so we don't get caught."

22. "What are we gonna tell the cops?"

23. "I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew..."

24. "Nice guys finish last, I should know."

25. "So should I just whip it out, or what?"

[giinsoaked-blog]

✗ (party at the manse tbh)

            karen greets amelia in her living room with a bottle of            gin in one hand and a pill that she had just popped             into her mouth with the other, before washing it down            with a LARGE gulp of gin. there was a smile on her             botoxed face as she leaned in to faintly press a kiss            to the younger girl’s cheek. ❝ oh, honey, i’m glad you            came. i figured you had a busy day, so i’m bustin’            out the good stuff for ya, ❞ she said, handing amelia            the expensive bottle of liquor. ❝ i know i give you a            hard time, but it’s only because i care about you. by            the way, are you doing something different with your            face – – you don’t look as pasty as you normally do. ❞

[giinsoaked-blog]

miabxlla.

      “ MAIDS? No there’s no maids here, you do your own laundry. “

       there’s a PAUSE, but then karen laughs. ❝ funny and                   pretty. i like you. ❞

[giinsoaked-blog]

bigdiickrichie.

         “ You were married to that Mexican guy from TLC? BULLSHIT. “

      ❝ honey, my husband was BIGGER than that guy.          but don’t change the subject -- what makes you          think i can’t handle your donkey dong? ❞

[a-crimsonmalice]

SEND A SYMBOL FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION TO YOURS:

▼ kissing them

♢ stabbing them

♞ shooting them

✖ punching them

➶ slapping them

☠ poisoning them

☎ hugging them

☂ picking them up

✗ bringing them alcohol

✣ bringing them food

☯ coming home late

♀ proposing marriage

[bigdiickrichie-blog]

Accidental nudes meme. However it may not have been accidental, oops. (giinsoaked)

SEND A  Ѡ TO SEND RICHIE ACCIDENTAL NUDES.

[ txt / cougar life ] : damn girl, you keep that shit tight.[ txt / cougar life ] : i still don’t know if you could handle it, though.

[giinsoaked-blog]

[ text; big dick richie. ]: tighter than the botox in my face. [ text; big dick richie. ]: i mean, HEY! i didn’t mean to send those to you!

[giinsoaked-blog]

miabxlla.

         “ Uh – – yeah. Thanks lady but this ISN’T an aquarium. It’s a 

           laundry mat. Ya’ know, where you wash your clothes and shit. “

        ❝ ohhhh. well, if this is where you get your            clothes washed then -- -- where are all            the MAIDS? ❞

[giinsoaked-blog]

friend: im having a problem with this person

me: kill them

friend: no

me: then i will kill them FOR you

friend: NO

[giinsoaked-blog]

amelia-hurricane-shepherd.

   ❝ you’re right.  i  do  save  lives.  because i’m        awesome.  i’m a world-class neurosurgeon        with a near-perfect  surgical record,  so you        want to call me out for being irresponsible?        fine. i can take it.  my patients are great. i’m        a freaking party. at leat i’m doing something        with my life  instead  of spending all my time        trying to  transform myself into some sort of        half-human,  half-lizard. how is the transition        going, by the way? looks like you must be at        least – what? – 98% complete by now? ❞

        karen had to release a small LAUGH at that         one -- that was good. however she wouldn’t         admit it out loud. ❝ how about you ask your         COLLEAGUES since they are the only ones         i’d ever let touch me with a scalpel. honey,         do you realize that you’re sweating right now?         i bet if you lick it off of your skin, you’d get         HIGH all over again with how much oxy cotton         you’ve got flowing through your bloodstream         right now. ❞

[giinsoaked-blog]

bigdiickrichie.

         “ Big like THIRD BIGGEST in the continental United             States big. We had it checked. But I mean– you wanna             see if you can handle the ride, you’re more than welcome             to it. “

      ❝ honey, please, i was MARRIED to the third biggest          man in the continental united states. i’m sure i can          handle it. ❞

[giinsoaked-blog]

amelia-hurricane-shepherd.

    ❝ clever. your insults are almost as old as you.        you always this  friendly  to the  people with        the prescription pads or am i just one of the        lucky ones?  i mean, it is rare to see such a        realistic and interactive museum exhibit. I’ll        have to pass my compliments onto the staff        for keeping their fossils so well-preserved. ❞

       ❝ uh huh, ALMOST as well-preserved as those bags           under your eyes. i have a stock pile of prescription           pills in my MANSION, but that’s okay because i’m           not in charge of saving the lives of other people and           it’s perfectly alright for me to be higher than a kite 24/7.           what’s your EXCUSE? ❞

[giinsoaked-blog]

miabxlla.

The remark made her quirk a brow. Not unusual to see a piss drunk crazy lady wander the streets. Especially in New York no less, but she was really interesting to GAWK at for a few seconds. 

            “ Lady are you lost or something?

        ❝ oh my --- you’re PRETTY too. you must own            this fishless aquarium. ❞

[between--rage-and-serenity-deac]

Reblog if you actually like my blog (*˙︶˙*)☆*°

[giinsoaked-blog]

bigdiickrichie.

         “ Well, they don’t call me BIG DICK RICHIE             because of my ATTITUDE. “

      ❝ they ACTUALLY call you that? wait, how big          are we talkin’ here --- like WHOA NELLY          big, and can i take it for a test drive? ❞

[giinsoaked-blog]

amelia-hurricane-shepherd.

         ❝ thanks, karen. you’re a peach. ❞

     ❝ no problem, honey. but hey -- look on the bright         side. at least you still have a PRETTY face, ❞         karen paused, tucking some hair behind amelia’s         ear. she then busted out laughing and it took a         moment for her to catch her breath, ❝ oh man, i         didn’t think i’d be able to keep a STRAIGHT face         through that. ❞