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haleigh/18/michigan walking in the wind

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me, a concerned white suburban mom

me: *leans out of my beige Toyota Sienna minivan at the junior soccer practice at Our Lady Catholic School, asking every player that walks by* me: are you the one who taught my son to say “Deez Nuts”

[goldeh]

[nthmetal]

[littlealienproducts]

[chessys]

i hate when people call certain dog breeds ugly like dogs dont even have a concept of beauty they only understand love and loyalty how could u project the worst of humanity onto something so pure

[shardwick]

[rositataras-deactivated20170327]

[deactivated-blog]

insp.

[sensuhals]

reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

[heavenlyscenery]

[timotaychalamet]

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing you’ve still got hours to sleep, when you’re toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever

[maleksrami]

[dioynsus]

reasons im a 70 yr old man:

bad back 

hates teenagers 

grumpy 

doesn’t like loud noises 

ready for death 

[funni-bunni]

[lycheeb]

[thoughts-memories]

[inahiddenplace]

i like to pretend i don’t give a fuck but honestly i don’t think i’ve ever not given a fuck in my whole life