Over the bridge of dreams

Hello there. I'm Buttercup, 24 from America. I read lots of books, watch lots of TV, and listen to a whole array of bands. Feel free to ask me anything

[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

You’ll need the link!

Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?

We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.

[fandom-man]

[dailyshanehollander]

[midwestemogirlfriend]

[art3missilver]

Troy would relate to a lump of coal

[art3missilver]

He also relates to both Charlie Brown receiving a rock on Halloween and also the rock itself

[byjove]

And on the topic of a friend’s ugly boyfriend, I want to say that a lot of what I think makes these people hideous isn’t inborn characteristics they cannot change. Ugly has a more nebulous definition in the south. A friend’s ugly boyfriend shows up to meet his girlfriend’s friends for the first time with a terrible haircut and unwashed hair, wearing an unwashed Marvel shirt and cargo shorts not because he had no access to a shower or a laundromat but because he felt no need to put any effort into his appearance and try to make a good impression on her friends because he truly does not care. People who care about a new partner try to impress them, they try to groom and style themselves to be more attractive, they do the bare minimum and take a shower before going to a convention. Cishet men in straight relationships tend to be more likely to severely drop the ball on grooming and styling habits when it would be common decency to make an attempt to look good. It is sad when a woman spends hours getting ready and doing her hair and makeup for a date and picks an outfit she thinks is cute because she wants to look good and she wants him to like her and the guy is a total slob who wasn’t trying to be appealing and wasn’t willing to inconvenience himself enough to put on a clean shirt. Jesus fucking Christ, take a shower, put on a little cologne, style your hair and wear a nice shirt or something. Your dad was doing it in the 80s. There are YouTube tutorials if you don’t know what to do.

[bisexualrozanov]

so prim :)

bonus:

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[neighbourhood-threat-official]

Under late-stage capitalism, even sweet family moments get turned into commodities. I hate it. We truly have nothing to lose but a world to win.

[poetrylesbian]

[poetrylesbian]

I did not spend years of my life at university studying rome in classes that were over 50% women to let someone say "rome may be for the guys" on my post!!!

[winslowhomersimpson]

men aren't obsessed with Rome they're obsessed with being patriarchs who get to subjugate everyone around them. He doesn't care about Pliny the Elder, he's having wet dreams where he gets to be Caesar. It's unironically the new vegas thing, we're living in an age beyond on-the-nose satire. This was also mussolini's deal

[rainbow-femme]

The Centaurs decide to secretly compete to see who can make Ilya laugh the hardest as part of a social media campaign promoting the upcoming season

Most of them get at least a chuckle out of Ilya, some get a full laugh. Shane goes last and he just silently texts Ilya something then puts his phone down. Ilya checks his phone and starts laughing so hard he almost passes out, with Shane smiling smugly at the others who all went all out in their efforts to make their captain laugh

The video ends with a screenshot of what Shane sent Ilya and it’s a picture of Anya wearing sunglasses

For weeks Ilya will start laughing when he looks at his phone and sees the picture and it pisses the team off every time because Shane just silently grins every time

[swagsmeister]

rookie and his captain

[aropride]

come play blorbos with me

we can do tghis. our touy

[ilyasmole]

some highlights from the tunnel 💗

[see-arcane]

Today, Jonathan Harker finally remembers that Mina's surname isn't yet Harker... -> recalling their wedding plans -> low budget -> "OH **** I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BACK AT WORK SIX *WEEKS* AGO (no no Sister Agatha you don't need to call for Sister Brunhilde, I'm perfectly calm, it's all fine)"

The true hierarchy of the Horror Survivor:

My beloved!

My wallet!

MY FUCKING J O B

[haasthoughts]

have you heard of ao3? just wondering

who are you the police?

[wyatthazy]

requested by anon: shane fixing his hair in the mirror before going over to ilya's place. additionally, he checks his watch twice in 5 seconds lmao :D

[smsomah]

Death. Tzintzuntzan, Michoacán, Mexico, 1979