[a boatload of random text rp starters, volume i]
[text]: Excuse me, but I think you got the wrong number.
[text]: Has anyone ever told you that you cried too much?
[text]: So, umm, you know that thing you never wanted to let me borrow? I'm really gonna need it now.
[text]: Nothing wrong with a little laugh now and then, but you pushed it too far this time.
[text]: I'm a little lightheaded at the moment; now's not the time to message me at all.
[text]: I broke something of yours--again.
[text]: I have a soft spot for a pretty face.
[text]: ...And so that's how I ended up locking myself out of my house.
[text]: When you said we were going on a trip, this isn't what I had in mind.
[text]: All these empty bottles scattered around the house are yours, isn't it?
[text]: Everyone swoons at the sight of me.
[text]: I got two free tickets to a movie and you were the cheapest to text, so--you in or out?
[text]: I'm pretty sure someone's out for my head now.
[text]: Stay behind; you've got an important task to finish where you are.
[text]: Should've heard me scream just now.
[text]: Too many things left unfinished today, could use some help right now.
[text]: Cracking jokes at a time like this? Seriously?
[text]: You know what you're asking me to get you is pretty expensive, right?
[text]: I swear, I might've seen you out and about today.