Thin Layer of Gold

My name is Cristina | Watch me descend into madness 26|Queer|18+

[the-muppet-joker]

Greetings, homosapiens.

My name is Kermit. I also respond to The Joker, The Croaker, the Clown Prince of Crime, Dark Muppet, and Mr. The Frog. Pronouns are self explanatory.

I am a Kermit and Joker combined kintype with kin memories. I also ship Kermit with the Joker and am in a romantic relationship with both of them.

♤ ♡ ◇ ♧

DNI:

Other Kermit/Joker Kintypes

People who post about wearing felt (the matierial I am made of as Kermit)

Batman Kintypes, fuck you Batsy

Marvel fans (self explanitory)

Reylo shippers-- disgusting.

Hank Green apologists

Minors or people over 30, just a preference

People who use AI-- support independent artists!

Vivziepop antis (see above)

Pokemon fans. Animal cruelty is disgusting.

People who don't support the men's rights movement. Fuck you.

Women. Females. Get off my blog foids.

Those of you on the WRONG side of ace discourse. You know who you are.

Hazbin hotel/Steven Universe fans, y'all are annoying.

No Sans/ AU Sans kins, especially Error!Sans. Was traumatized by a sans kinnie, if youre reading this, fuck you Error.

People who are afraid of seeing what darkness and depravity look like. Heh, run while you can.

[gildedchild]

I think from age 13 to (almost) 16, I’ve evolved a lot.

[gildedchild]

10 years later lol

[gildedchild]

Have had this blog long enough to become a teacher and run a theater program and get headshots lmao

[crow-caller]

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

[demi-shoggoth]

The children yearn to be Mewtwo

[importantcatpics]

@importantcatpics

[dundeey]

WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[kuntsuragi]

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

[jacobtheloofah]

for those who forgot about the hellhole that was the 2015 tumblr glitch:

[gasgiant]

it’s been 10 years since WELCOEM TO MY FUCK HOUSE

[chunk0k0]

Propaganda for Mother 3 ? Again ? (Yes !)

[socialistexan]

Btw, this is how conservatives keep getting to claim that trans people are a new thing no one has ever heard, because our history and existences have continually been erased or obscured systematically through out history.

The most famous example was 92 years when the Nazis raided the library of the Institut für Sexualwissenschaft, the medical practice where the term transsexual was first coined and the first gender affirming surgery was performed in in 1931.

What did the Nazis do after raiding the library on May 6th, 1933? You may be familiar with these images

It is happening again.

[segamascott]

okay but we NEED to start killing people 😍

[firbolgonmain]

This is Jamie Dimon, the current CEO of JPMorgan Chase. He has a linkedin profile.

Based on recent data from 2023, he lives in a luxury apartment in Manhattan, and also owns a home in Mt Kisco, NY according to this article, where you can also find the publicly available address!

[magess]

These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.

Akash Bobba

Edward Coristine

Luke Farritor

Gautier Cole Killian

Gavin Kliger

Ethan Shaotran

Spread their names!

[saywhat-politics]

The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk’s Government Takeover

Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.

[seabassapologist]

elon is really mad about this so it would be a shame if people kept spreading the names around

[quasi-normalcy]

May the names of these filthy collaborators be damned for all time

[socialistexan]

Remember, everyone, we still have a system in place and the Constitution still exists. We are not in a full dictatorship, yet. We can not give in to despair at every single thing this new administration does, because those checks still exist.

And until they don't - and that's a big if - we must keep our heads about us. Do not panic. Do not fall into apathy. Do not do anything irreversible.

The system will not save us, but it can protect us from the worst possible outcome for now.

And we will continue to fight even once it can't or won't.

[blackwoolncrown]

"In case anyone missed it, the tuberculosis outbreak in Kansas has now spread to Ohio.

[The Republican Administration] has ordered the CDC to not report on this"

[serageranium]

Tuberculosis case identified at Ohio high school

Reporters did not receive a response when it reached out to school officials.

Active tuberculosis case detected at West Michigan school

Health officials confirmed a person at a West Michigan school was diagnosed with active tuberculosis

[halorvic]

[taraljc]

I find it hilarious that he's ordering the CDC to report on it as if they're not going to say Well sir we're currently in the find out portion of FAFO.

[moniquill]

If you think you might have been exposed to TB, there's a blood test for that. The sooner you start treatment, the better - ideally before you have any symptoms:

Treating Tuberculosis

Both inactive tuberculosis (TB) and active TB disease can be treated.

Tuberculosis-Tuberculosis - Diagnosis & treatment - Mayo Clinic

Also, if you hunt/process/eat game meat, or work directly with cows:

About Bovine Tuberculosis in Humans

<em>Mycobacterium bovis</em> is a germ commonly found in animals but can cause TB disease in people.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, DO NOT DRINK RAW MILK.

[4evrd3ad-deactivated20260407]

[the-muppet-joker]

I need me some Nonbinary Strap from a They/Them Muppet

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

Gotta admit the headline is a banger.

[technofeudalism]

rolling stone: every person in a position of power in the US collaborated together to do this to you. the media sold you out for profit and aided in the indoctrination of millions to right-wing xenophobia via instilling a fake crime panic. Biden sold you out by putting his own selfish ambitions before the wellbeing of 330~ million citizens by running for a 2nd term and failing to undo any of the cruelty and pain done to people who were hurt under Trump and in some cases making the pain worse. the rest of the Democratic party sold you out by falling in line, normalizing Trumps rhetoric and becoming Republican Lite. Federal law enforcement sold you out via Merrick Garland doing absolutely positively nothing to prosecute right-wing extremism, falsely adding to the Trump narrative that it wasn't all that serious. and most of all, corporations sold you out as they always do, by working together to falsely inflate prices over the last 4 years, causing the economy to appear far worse to the (yet again) unwitting public who have been totally devastated and in some cases made homeless. this also dooms the Democrats on the economy for the foreseeable future. hold these institutions accountable.

you, a person completely immune to being radicalized through propaganda: the american people really dropped the ball here

[cupcraft]

Also btw trump recognizing only "the two biological sexes" harms intersex people too. I am a researcher of sex and it's affects on disease, and sex is far more complicated than "two sexes" and it always will be. Sex is multifaceted and there are far more than two binary sexes. Keep that in mind too. Don't fall into bioessentialism as you fight for trans people and intersex people.

[bimbelygimbly-deactivated202604]

Maybe if I hyperfixiated on Mother/EarthBound again it would fix me.