Jaded Royal

There Was Once A Time Where The Sun And Sea Battled For Dominion Over The Land And After The Sea Was Vanquished By The Sun It Was Sent To The Very Depths Of Its Home But No One Realizes That The Throne The Sun Killed For Is A Pain In The Rear To Manage

[gildedemerald]

Sorry Ive Been Away

Wow Being The Current Ruler Of An Empire Apparently Is Busy

[maidmaryam]

gildedemerald started following you

O+h. Well, this certainly is a change o+f pace. 

[gildedemerald]

I Have A Fairly Chiseled Knack For Appearing Precisely When I Am Meant To

[gildedemerald]

forgottenjade replied to your post: (( uh small note, please don’t spam replies it...

((sorry, wasn’t sure if that would work, won’t do it again))

(( u r fine c:

ur not the only one

[gildedemerald]

(( uh small note, please don’t spam replies it sorta fucks up my activity feed and there’s no good way for me to respond to them sldkfj

[gildedemerald]

forgottenjade replied to your post: Someone Give Me Amusing But Not Dirty Jokes...

A seadweller lo(_)dly orders some shellfish at a restra(_)nt. The waiter tells them “Clam (_)p!”.

God

Thats A Good One

[sridevi]

[gildedemerald]

sparrowspider replied to your post: Someone Give Me Amusing But Not Dirty Jokes...

Here’s a joke: The other jade8loods!

Youre Completely Accurate But They Wouldnt Enjoy That

[gildedemerald]

Someone Give Me Amusing But Not Dirty Jokes

Breakfast Is Currently Boring With Some Quote Trusted Unquote Members Of My Jade Court

[ofhotheads-blog]

sex+romance headcanons!

Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation? 💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date? 👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

[royalsuggestions]

with teeth, and claws, and curses, I will fight for what I believe in

[gildedemerald]

The Festival Is Going Nice

Still Continuing

Im Blogging To Keep Myself Awake Honestly

[virulentignis]

Royal Aquarius Sun & Mercury  Leo Moon, Aries Mars, Pisces Venus Requested by: @cherry-cocoa

[househunting]

$14,900,000/9 bedrooms/15,000 sq ft

Houston, TX

[approvers]

By  Robert Chang

[mehgehd]

Asam Church, Munich, Germany.

[portraitsandpotions]

@gildedemerald

That issss quite undersssstandable. Ssssuch thingssss can come assss a bit of a ssssurprise. Sssspeaking of which, how exactly doessss your ssssystem function? I am aware that the jadessss are the ruling casssste, but not much else.

[gildedemerald]

We Are The Ruling Caste Yes Other Colors Operate On A Spectrum The Farther You Are From Green The Lower You Are But Every Color Has An Equal So No One Is Solely Unfairly Persecuted The Lowest Caste Is Maroon And Violet For Example

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Send one of the following for your muse to...

❤  - kiss my muse on the (specify area)

✂ - backhand my muse across the face

✉ - confess a secret to my muse (specify secret!)

Δ  - point a weapon at my muse

☮ - interact with my muse’s pet

♔ - tell my muse to (sit/kneel/lie down/etc)

★ - praise my muse for a recent accomplishment or action

☀ - ask my muse to stay the night

☂ - pull my muse indoors, out of the rain/snow/storm

Add ‘reverse’ for my muse to do it to yours instead!