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@gimmedemosteve
i did not expect to finish (?) this at all, so im left scratching my head because i've already used the hozier lyrics on a fucking sketch. which is my bad, really
i will be the devil in your land of make believe
there. that should do it
first south park drawing!! to my best friend birthday, ily < 3
prints available here! ko-fi store
steve who just finds out about his own bisexuality and wants to explore it; he goes to gay bars and makes out and hooks up with a lot of men, and he is so excited about it he wants to tell to his friends, but robin doesn't want to hear about hot men, so steve thinks it is a great idea to tell to his gay friend, Eddie
So he spends weeks telling Eddie all of his sexual adventures, without hiding any detail, he tells him about how good it was, how good he felt
And eddie is, obviously, dying inside hearing all of it, wishing it was him, but convinced that steve doesn't like him
After four months hearing about the guys steve fucked, eddie finally says: steve you need to stop telling me those things bc i can't stand anymore don't be one of the men in your stories
And steve just smiles, laughing. "You could told me it a long time ago and you would be a huge protagonist of my stories"
Eddie tells Steve that all sports are pretty gay, and Steve doesn't understand, so Eddie says: steve, there a lot sweaty men, sometimes hot sweaty men, bumping into each other trying to reach a ball while more men look at them, that sounds pretty gay to me
Steve still confused so Eddie says: steve you were a swimmer and a basketball player, you saw more naked men than me, and I am gay. Also, i saw you playing sometimes, tell me, is it straight to be around a lot of shirtless men rubbing their body on you while they accidentally touch your while body?
Steve thinks for a while and laughs: yes, you are right, it looks kind of gay, but i like it
Eddie: do you like playing, right?
Steve: yes, but i meant the shirtless men touching me, and also the shower with the other dudes
Eddie: ..... 😳😳😳
i love kas eddie with twisted steve
steve is human, but he loves eddie a lot, he doesn't care if eddie needs to kill to live, it starts with just drinking to survive, but steve... Steve thinks eddie deserves more, so he helps eddie, he brings people to his house, he tells Eddie to feed from them; just enough to Eddie feel good, but never enough to kill, steve and eddie fuck after it, while the people are drugged in the floor, asleep, waiting to wake up alone in a dark alley without knowing what happened last night and why they have bites all over their body, but alive.
And... Eddie looks so pretty when well fed, Steve wants to see his vampire boyfriend shining even mode
Eddie often asks Steve if he is afraid of him, but how could Steve be? If Eddie is so beautiful covered in blood...
It is Steve who convinces Eddie to kill for the first time. "It is enough, if I drink more, I will kill her"
But Steve doesn't like her. She was a girl looking after his boyfriend for the whole night, wanting him, flirting with him non stop and when Eddie finally said he has a boyfriend, she laugh and thought he was lying.
Steve doesn't like her.
So Steve holds Eddie's hands, whispers in his ears. The girl is crying, she is awaken... They usually aren't awaken, but Steve wanted to see how much she could suffer bc of fear.
"She deserves it." It is what Steve says. Eddie wants to deny it. He wants to preserve what is left from his humanity. But how could he?, when his boyfriend looks so stunning while talks to him.
And Steve kisses him, kisses his mouth full of blood, touches him and moans in his ears, telling him dirty things that mess up with Eddie's mind. A twisted and dark desire. Eddie bites again, after all "She deserves to be killed, and you deserves to be fed"
It doesn't stop. Eddie finds out his boyfriend is great at bringing people to their home, and hiding the bodies in the next day.
Eddie notices how Steve's eyes shines when he sees Eddie drinking every drip of blood from someone, he notices the sparkles on Steve's eyes and smiles. He likes when Steve holds his hand, touches his body when he is feeding.
Eddie doesn't care at all, if this makes his boyfriend happy, then he is happy too.
You're my sunflower🌻🌻
More spiderverse. Miles time!! Meows Morales time!!!
And bonus cheetah Mig. Trying to assign an animal to him but it's hard lol. It's between big cat and tyto owl
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commissions prices: with collors: 15 half body/20 full body. without colors: 10 half body and 15 full body
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hehe i made this for a dtiys challenge on twitter!