I Need a Hobby

Male. Too old for this shit. Central Ohio. Sexual Deviant. This is my place to share with you the things that get me worked up 18+ NSFW

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[tonysopranoswisdom]

[dirty]

that soft slow morning sex is a real need right now

[ritual-pagan]

*you grab my dick and it makes a sad clown honk*

[ritual-pagan]

*I cum and it makes a kazoo sound*

[thetexaschainsawmascara]

would you lay on the floor and listen to records with me yes or no

[wolfstrela]

My bisexual-ass: I go both ways

Narrator: she in fact went nowhere. She didn't like to leave the house

[master-dre]

Master’s Rules 🔥😈💦

[tight-and-juicy4]

Yesss please

[mzkweenro]

Yes indeed!!!

[2-dreamy]

[mermaids-and-dastardly-deeds]

If my eyes look tired and my lips kissable, it's because I am and they are.

[dripculture]

[mermaids-and-dastardly-deeds]

I'm bad at captions, but I'm in need of validation that my internet friends still think I'm hot.

[theroyaltenenblarghs]

No terfs & No turfs

Pro trans rights // Anti golf

shirt by - @ejknoodles

(This is for everyone who has tagged me to post a selfie recently, I haven't known how to take a nice one recently.)

[mermaids-and-dastardly-deeds]

If I had a few thousand dollars, this bird would have been mine. Its name was Havoc and when the little angel saw me it bobbed up and down and when I bobbed back he mimicked me 😭😭😭. This picture was when I got closer and Havoc came right up to say hello. I hope whoever adopts this sweet baby gives it the best birdie life.

[mermaids-and-dastardly-deeds]

I got engaged today!!!!!!!!

[mermaids-and-dastardly-deeds]

I saw a picture of a yellow lab and misread the caption as "laborer" not "labrador" and didn't even question it. Just immediately thought "Yeah, I bet that little guy is a hard worker."

[mermaids-and-dastardly-deeds]

First time I've dyed my hair in months and even though it's not the first time I've had it this color, I'm getting more compliments on it than ever before. 😅