owaowa

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

im looking for a homo dentist to fuck

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[sharkgirldick]

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

[nature-nerd-sarah]

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

[sharkgirldick]

Hmm, I see.

What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?

[dragongirlbunny]

the knife

[stuckinapril]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[a-book-of-creatures]

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

[brucespringsteencomments]

[miapcain]

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[emesissy]

i'm such yayybait. i'm such yippee!bait. i love to become ensnared in delight

[inlovewiththemooon]

splayed and spilling out

[hexjulia]

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

[jareckiworld]

Roman Opałka (1931-2011) — Adam and Eve  (etching, 1968)

[eridan-ampora]

my tea bag broke

[schmenty]

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

[eridan-ampora]

what the fuck ARE you talking about

[transparentfossil]

7.75" Carboniferous Fossil Fern Frond - France