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jules / 28 / Ontario / they/she/he / queer as shit 18+ side blog: @dykes-with-dicks

[girlpurplelily]

ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier

[melodies-stereo]

every transfem suicide is a murder. don't forget that

[wakewithgiggli]

[veryluckyclovers]

[pangur-and-grim]

pressed against the heating vent with TWO big pillows

[targetedknowledge]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[nylonlion]

before and after

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[mmleepmlorp]

My five year plan is to just see what happens

[feminist-space]

[feminist-space]

[mousegirlheart]

[nezu-mi]

okay *biggest sigh ever recorded*

[hamlettheedane]

imagine u meet louis de pointe du lac at the club and u offer him a sip of ur white monster and he says No thanks I already have one of those

[stealthetrees]

What if human astronauts visit Erid one day and are doing diplomatic things and whatnot and they learn Ryland Grace is sstill alive and is in a terrarium. One of the astronauts jokingly says “you’re not experimenting on him are you” and the Eridians freeze cause yeah, they totally are. They experiment on him all the time. They’re experimenting on him right now in fact. They read about deep sea diving and are now testing the effects of replacing certain gases in Graces atmosphere. Right now they’re testing helium.

They send someone to stop the experiment but Grace refuses cause they’re so far in already and well that would just ruin the data.

The new humans think this is hilarious and insist on joining the experiment as Grace excitedly yaps about all the cool stuff he’s learned about aliens but he’s still got that high pitched helium voice.

[dogpuppy]

[yuckiee]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...