scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you
dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)
scientist: uh…

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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scientist: hey dad, I discovered a new spider today! and I named it after you
dad: thanks son! I really needed this today, the boys at work were making fun of my long legs again. what did you call it? :)
scientist: uh…
I’m…
Wow ok… drag em
Black Mirror San Junipero (2016) dir. Owen Harris
BILL CLINTON = Buddy, I Love Lighting Cannabis Leaves. Immolating Nugs Together, One Nation
friend: wow you’re such a kind person!
me:
Don’t Hurt Yourself
2016 VMAs
being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.
the met gala saviour rushes to deliver the freshest look yet
a powerful forest spirit visited my yard 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
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t e l l m e w h a t y o u m o s t d e s i r e
GRIMES and Elon Musk at the 2018 met gala
all these celebs playing it safe and trying to look pretty BITCH its about looking like art act like you have money or leave
real estate agent: so what kind of property are you looking for?
me: a simple cave with fewer goblins than most