running with wolves

No, I don’t think its someone bad.

Its a weird scent to be honest, but its definitely another wolf….Just a really strange one.

#vollmondwolfe #I know you are.#... I definitely know.

Well, if it's not someone bad maybe we could go look for them? Maybe there's another werewolf living in the apartment building.

... we could go for a walk?

[He gives a not so subtle glance to the leash and collar waiting by the front door.]

[He gives a few pats before letting him go.]

No, there’s no full moon…There’s the scent of another strange wolf that’s been lingering around. Its got me up tight, and I don’t know where its coming from.

#vollmondwolfe #I've read wolves are quite territorial.

Another wolf? Near us? But... we're in the city. Werewolves don't normally come here, right?

Ah, you don't think... it's someone bad, right? Like someone following you?

[Pulls the noodle into his arms. Gentle petting, small scratches behind the ears.]

Its okay, and sure you do. Sure you do. I’ll try to behave myself a little more too. Something’s been riling me up lately so I’m sorry if I’ve been too forward lately.

[He's definitely receiving scratches behind the ear right now. Does Jotaro not realize that's an animal thing and not a people thing? Oh well. It actually feels pretty nice.]

Alright then...

You have been a little off lately. Is there some werewolf type thing going on with you I should know about? Is a full moon coming up, or...?

Nori, Noriaki…

[He grabs Kakyoin’s face to try and get his attention and stop the rambling.]

Noriaki, Its summer break. All you could use your computer for is games and furry porn. If you’re scared of the dark, I’m the worst thing in this apartment. Don’t worry about it. I’ll cut back if you cut back, okay?

#vollmondwolfe #Nightlights. I'll put nightlights throughout the apartment.

That's not true at all! I use it for other things--and I'm not scared of the dark! It simply gets really dark in here and I can't see very well at night, so I'm always worried I'll trip and fall, so I tend to keep it lit well, and... well, you see...

[AHEM.]

Right, I’ll... Cut back a little bit too.

[He lets out a grumble before laying on the couch.]

Why am I the only one that has to cut back? You said before, between my eating and your electrical usage we’re in trouble. Its not fair if I have to give up my eating habits and not get any frisky time while you’re using all the electricity like always.

Well, mainly it's because I prefer to keep as many lights on as possible, but I suppose having so many electronics at once is also an issue. I guess I could cut back too, though... I'll still need my computer on most of the time for school...

[He's rambling to himself now, trying to come up with excuses.]

I’m not talking about food.

I’m talking about eating you in the sensual sense. If I’m not eating, I’m procreating you know.

J-Jotaro!

This isn’t the time to be joking around like that, I’m being serious! I mean if we don’t figure out how to get you to cut back on food, we could end up in a financial crisis. You and I both only get so much money a month, you know...

Well, you could always let me eat something else if you’re worried about food cost. That would keep me occupied…

#vollmondwolfe #I'm not using my savings on food for you.

What else is there for you to even eat?

You already eat all the dog food, the people food, things you hunt, sometimes pillows off the bed or couch... I don't think there is much else I can give you.

Fine…That sounds good enough for me. If you want fresh I could try not to eat what I catch before I come back.

[He’s stopping his feast of kibble to give Kakyoin a little kiss on the cheek. Enjoy that dog breath.]

#vollmondwolfe #...It would help if you didn't eat all the treats at once too.

I don't know how you have the room to go "hunt" and eat all the food in our house. I don't know if we can afford my high electricity bills and all your food like this for much longer.

[Dog breath. Not his favorite smell, but he'll tolerate it.]

[He’s still eating it even now. It smells like beef or something in here now.]

…I’ve got human need too you know. I’m not 100% canine. I need fried chicken or a hamburger like the rest every now and then.

#vollmondwolfe #I refuse to let your eating habits get between me and a new PS4.

Well, if you want either of those things I guess I can buy it. Do you mind if I get it frozen? I prefer cooking, but... Frozen is much cheaper.

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[Pauses, looks at Kakyoin.]

[Starts eating the dog food again.]

I can’t live on dog food alone, even if it tastes good.

#vollmondwolfe #It's not like I didn't notice.

... But... you’re still eating it.

You’ve still been eating it every day for months.

#I'm glad buying food has been relatively inexpensive.#Someone seems to be eating the dog food I buy so...#I can just buy dog food for him and people food for myself.#Covering the monthly bills has never been so easy!#Maybe I can actually afford a new game console if I play my cards right.

[He’s kind enough to shift some of his weight off of him, but Kakyoin is still getting thoroughly snooted and lovingly licked.]

Sure, I know a few places. I don’t need much packed aside from clothes. Most of the food can be for you too…I’ll catch my own while we’re out.

Oh... you mean you're going to go hunting? I guess that should have been expected.

Do you think we'll meet any other wolves out there?

[Oh no, oh no, his tail is starting to wag faster. You’re soon getting tackled by a very excited wolf now.]

Yes, lets go camping. I want to go camping with you. Let’s go camping, Noriaki.

Oof--!

[He falls right over as a big woof lands on top of him. He pets Jotaro and smiles, trying his best not to get too crushed.]

Alright then, it's settled. We'll go camping. Why don't we pack things up tonight and we can head out in the morning. Do you know any good spots to go?