holy moly

food & drawing & longboarding & not being productive.

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FOLLOW THIS TUMBLR IT'S BADASS

follow my new tumblr cmon please lastnighttttt.tumblr.com

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nothing planned

I really don't know myself.

follow my new tumblr here. i don't use this one anymore!

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just an old piece i did on illustrator. I thought this was actually pretty decent

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HOMESTAR RUNNER: A BEGINNER’S GUIDE

The year is 2003. It is a kinder time, a simpler time.

Every single one of your classmates knows how to draw Trogdor the Burninator - first, you draw an S, then you draw a more different S.

"Everybody to the Limit" is a staple at middle school dances.

Your best friend’s little brother owns a plush The Cheat, and you can kick it, and it makes noise.

The year is 2003, the golden age of Homestar Runner.

Basically, every online content creator, every webcomic artist, every YouTube entertainer, owes Homestar Runner a shitload.

Once upon a time, Homestar Runner was the definitive Flash site, an online destination for kids and immature grown-ups alike, fielding millions of hits and thousands of e-mails a day.

Homestar Runner, the earnest athlete with a pure heart and a love for mankind, and his arch-nemesis, Strong Bad, a wrestler with a penchant for issuing snarky responses to fanmail, defined a generation through weird, surrealist Flash cartoons tinged with outdated pop cultural references.

Ten years later, there’s a new generation of Internetters who have never experienced the pure, unadulterated joy of H-Star-R, and that breaks my heart. 

So, here, I’ve compiled this beginner’s guide to Homestar Runner. Every cartoon on this list is shorter than five minutes. Get into it. Do yourself a favour.

STEP ONE: STRONG BAD E-MAILS

dragon

techno

comic

japanese cartoon

caper

stunt double

kids’ book

caffeine

army

different town

crying

for kids

montage

bedtime story

hygiene

STEP TWO: TEEN GIRL SQUAD

Episodes #1-15 are available here. Watch them all.

STEP THREE: SHORTS

An Important Rap Song

Where My Hat Is At?

Best Caper Ever

Play Date

The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw

One Two, One Two

Fluffy Puff Commercial

STEP FOUR: TOONS

A Jorb Well Done

Cool Things

Date Nite

DNA Evidence

A Folky Tale

[halphillips]

props

[larhunter]

Just the claps.

[talkingbreakfast]

Good jorb!

[laughterkey]

Matt Chapman, the brother who did most of the voices, went to FSU. At one point I went over there for a party and met him and got him to record the outgoing message on my voicemail. I felt like a god.

[wilwheaton]

Ima go pour out a 40 of melonade in memory of the H star R.

[edwardspoonhands]

This is important.

[striffleric]

Oh my God I’m going to cry.

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middle school

[inthebuffandblue]

[murrayed]

[thezodiacvibes]

excusemybrain:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

[bourbonbadger]

[e1n]

because we all could use a happy little encouragement every now and then.

[aqualinux]

The amount of hugs I want to give is infinite right now.

[thebabbagepatch]

Can’t go past a good bit of Bob Ross.

[protegomaxima]

[ginoooooooooooo-blog]

i should just reblog every scene from harry potter 1

[ayomirandag]

[packageofgirlyevil]

[thezodiacvibes]

kaylacoan:

I think all of our positivity levels need to be more like Mike’s.

[neaq]

The New Aquarium Experience starts July 1. That’s tomorrow. Come on by, Myrtle has a lot to show you!

And here’s your assigned reading (just kidding, we just think it’s a good read): The Boston Globe shares a ton of background on this major overhaul.

[melikex33]

[explodingactresses]

[takaeskcor]

WTF I CAN’T BREATHE OMFG WHAT IS THIS!?!@

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the true story

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[moleskinelovers]

alejandrapaton.tumblr.com

[hiphop-rnb-gifs]

[tywalynn]

justjcole:

Reblog this every time I see it. My fave is educated.

Intelligence is everything.

[redfoxonfire]

I love my fave. He has a college degree. When will yours?