not payed enough for this shit

I like when dogs have people names

[ratcity]

Can’t wait to have an extremely offline boyfriend who is 6’5’’ to whom I say “hey do ever think about how 100 gecs is the mindless self indulgence of gen z” and he picks me up and puts me over his shoulder and takes me to the top of a mountain

[grimeclown]

If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?

[karina-padilla]

All I ever do is fantasize about someone or something

[miniangel]

today’s mood

[sukme]

[a-tom-ic-bomb]

[scoobydoosuggestion]

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

[sexycraisinthanos]

this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr

[nessa007]

2020 mood be like

[charlesoberonn]

Me, tracing back the origin of every problem in modern American society:

[insomniac-arrest]

*group activities are canceled across the country, traveling is shut down, cities are quarantined, people are fist-fighting over toilet paper, entire countries are put on lock-down*

me: huh… I am once more living through a History Book Moment as I go to work, file my taxes, and do dishes about it. Wild.

[darkmacademia]

Visit Original Link

‘clair de lune’ by debussy but you’re wandering down the halls of your wealthy reclusive uncle’s grand and empty mansion trying to find who’s playing the piano because you haven’t seen another soul for weeks except your reflection in the mirror

[basketcasemp3]

i hate them skjafhkakjg

[darktrainer]

“A heᵉᵉᵉˡˡˡᵐᵉeeettt!”

[note-a-bear]

“….David”

[objetocotidiano]

Goop Jake Gyllenhall sweaty balls scented candle

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

[maybenotboring]

sure, I don’t get a “healthy” amount of sleep like SOME PEOPLE do but can they do THIS *stands up, blacks out for a second*

[babeymac]

everything about this interaction……..

[starkanthonys-deactivated201804]

for sale: third eye, never opened

[voidbirdy]

I’m what the kids call ‘an atrocity to god’.

[allsonargent]

favorite characters ≡ Jenna Maroney

“There are little blonde girls in this country who have no idea they can be beautiful. That’s why I started Jenna’s Kids. It’s a summer camp that teaches pretty blonde girls how to be mean.”