He's A Killer Queen

[shitpostinguniverse]

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

[alpine-langblr]

[valtsv]

walks around the grocery store. in a homosexual manner.

[cosmicboner]

Limp wrist contemplating deli meat; wrist falls even more limp when I realize what I want isnt on sale. Hip weight shift, time to reconsider. Deep sigh.

[mysharona1987]

[odinsblog]

Guess that threat against Ann Wagner and her thirsty husband worked?

[peachsnout-deactivated20190614]

Grandma poison water SNAPPED

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[okayysophia]

[tikkety-tok]

No thoughts, head empty

[pigeonaday]

Pigeon 234

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

real love

[ebaybumpstock]

people who write for like the new yorker think that the piece of kitchenware that symbolizes the working class is the mason jar but it’s actually this

[auckie]

[junkrats]

real mvps

[dredsina]

Those hillshire farm containers are like the patterned flour sacks of our time

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Ain’t that the bitch from Moana

[fuckyahumor]

indeed

[arirna]

[greenfelt-deactivated20220219]

[roll1uptwice]

[blackpyrefly]

[ruffboi-mags]

BIRDIE OMFG YOU CAN'T HIDE THIS IN THE TAGS

[kortzite]

this is how jojo characters named shit like calzone margarita act when their stand that’s called kool aid and frozen pizza (soda and frosted paninis) uses reflections of the sun on raindrops to create spacial anomalies within a 3 meter radius of their fist that they’ve dislocated and thrown to the other side of the room and is now literally murdering someone by turning their esophagus into an airplane

[demon-freak-from-below-deactiva]

um