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Matt He/HimBoy do I try

[sadies-ac-designs]

Haven't even been in town a full 24 hours

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[mk-squid]

Deep Cut's Island Misadventures: Day -16 Island Fashion

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[lowpolyanimals]

Ice Snoat from The Legend of Spyro: A New Beginning

[orteil42]

some of you seem to be under the unfortunate impression that i enjoy finishing things. i enjoy making things

[rainydaymay]

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

[dragongirlsweetie]

i like how apples are like. the default object

[3000s]

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

[bunniope]

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

[rainworldtips]

[shadow-generations]

If you think misogyny doesnt exist within the queer community, you are probably benefiting from misogyny

[shadow-generations]

If you think racism doesnt exist within the queer community, you are probably benefiting from racism

[experiment41]

perfect nest honestly. 0 notes

[wolgerrswraith-deactivated20250]

Meanwhile, on the boxed set of Twin Peaks I paid $49.99 for with the worst captioning I've seen in my life

[segamascott]

[charlesoberonn]

Calling fans who don't know a specific detail or fact about a franchise "larpers" is kinda backwards because larpers are the kind of people who know all kinds of tiny minutiae

[chimpdinnerlive]

our server's weekly movie voting rules

[chimpdinnerlive]

War has changed.

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[enba-and-luka]

What the fuck do you mean "defraud", they literally didn't do anything wrong.