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♂ 18 100% Canadian grade A beef rice cakes are my friends

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‼️ INTRO POST‼️

(no one asked for it but here it is)

About

📀- you can call me Kai (i don’t have any nicknames)

📀- im 18 (08)

📀-im a male 💥 im a man💥 ima he💥

📀- i like guys, girls and you 🫵

📀- im from the west coast of Canada (very nice, come visit)

Likes

-exclamation points,being chalant ,the colours orange and blue together, STEM, lists, reading, penpalling, and meeting new people! (Hint hint nudge nudge)

🌲🏔️THE GREAT OUTDOORS 🏔️🌲

-hiking, biking, skiing, backpacking, canoeing, swimming, frolicking (go tell a tree you appreciate it)

🔆Spam likers will be given a crisp high five🔆

A Note

(tw religion)

i am Catholic, it doesn’t come up a lot but it might. if you don’t fuck with that, all good my bro im just letting you know

No DNI list

If ur vibes are off ill block ya, it is what it is

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Fear of rejection ❌

Fear that they will think im the most pathetic person on the planet for even trying and that they’ll treat me like a freak ✅

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youre too chronically offline... go inside and touch some keyboard...

:(

[stqrrin]

sorry for scrolling through your whole blog after you like one of my posts i dont mean it

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me and @eroticuntnectar solving all of life’s problems rn

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I LOVE ENTHUSIASM!! DO IT BIG OR DON’T BOTHER!!!!

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i have a crush for the first time in at least a year and idk what to do

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why am i so angry all the time

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she dorsal on my root til I ganglion

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i love working in a small town, like let me take next weekend off or I’ll tell your mum it was you who drew the giant penis mural on the side of the arena

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My heron hyperfixation has continued so I'm working on a set of greeting cards with them. This is a Green Heron (Butorides virescens) in red ball point pen.

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like three things have all happened recently that have made me take a step back and be like “im a bad person, no one could ever/ should ever love me yadadada” BUT THE WORST PART IS WHEN I THINK IM NOT EVEN FUNNY

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Do the rice cakes speak to you cause your canadian or do you speak to the rice cakes cause your canadian

yes!

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anything spoken to the sky is a prayer

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murder is legal right

as long as they don’t catch you anything is legal

[knightedangel-deactivated202605]

Can I get weird may I perhaps get a little strange

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just found out the guy i had a crush on for two years and i will be working together all summer

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so actually we have no shifts together and it’s literally fine and chill and im fine and chill