GiraffeJenn

I'm tall. Hence the whole giraffe thing.

[plasmalogical]

me as a geologist: it was this damn ass rock

[sunnybuttercup]

Thanks American Girl!

[martinscorsissy-deactivated2019]

WARNING: STAR WARS SPOILERS

voosh voosh pew pew pew voosh voosh pew pew voosh

[kardashianempire]

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

i personally love to over analyze everything and suffer

[iraffiruse]

[nessthebeautifulmess]

Powerful & creative imagery

[damnoosa-deactivated20190419]

the food and education made me sad.

[bottlesofnerdfightingelephants]

I have always been fascinated by these ‘world of 100 people’ things, I remember spending hours thinking through the ones on a poster at church when I was 9 or so. It really, really makes some really important stuff so blindingly clear, in numbers we can understand. And it should, I hope it does, inspire us to act. 

[quads-for-the-gods]

Amazing post.

[the-tin-dog]

The reason these work so well is because the human brain is actually incapable of comprehending the actual amount in people in the world. Our mind unassisted can only understand numbers up to a certain amount. Even 83% of 7 billion is difficult to grasp because we know that’s a Fuck ton, but on the flip side 17% of 7 billion is a Shit load. So our brain realy can’t comprehend the gravity of what exactly is the difference one fuck ton and one shit load. But when you take away the percent, remove this gigantic 7 billion number, and bring it down to 100, all of a sudden out brains go “oh! I know what 100 is! I can understand this!” And things are a lot clearer.

[bellaxiao]

that would actually make a difference

[shitty-science]

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

[afrojabi]

thank you for this

[legalmexican]

I need the equation you used for this

[tehnakki]

It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

[liberianbadbitch]

I hate this website

[bitchimightbey]

This could be a SAT question

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

the early 2000′s were a lawless wasteland

[femboy-fever]

Shove a cucumber up your ass

That’s unsanitary, people eat those.

[hetcharacteroftheday]

Why would a cucumber make your ass no longer safe to eat

[hetcharacteroftheday]

[lledxela]

[breakfastburritoe]

Hillary duff is my favorite celebrity bc she saw my dad walking my dog once and crossed the street to pet him

[breakfastburritoe]

Just to be clear she pet my dog not my dad

[profmth-deactivated20140808]

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

[deijahsoldblog-deactivated20130]

[multidjc]

I’m not even sorry

[libertybill]

never forget

[weasleyismygingerhairedking-blog]

[tauriice]

lesupernerd:

Once you reach your 6th Year in Hogwarts, you start to get used to all the shit.

Still one of my favorite posts.

[album1700]

freshman year vs senior year

[theantipodeanhomo]

[edwardspoonhands]

I’ve got bad news…it doesn’t even work on hair. 

[wheredoesthegoodgo]

This D.A.R. woman was ahead of her time.

[newyorker]

Around age twenty-five, I had the blunt experience of looking at my bookshelves and noticing that my bookshelves were filled almost exclusively with books by men. Which was fine, I wasn’t going to get in a rage about it, I loved those books that I had read. But I was unsettled, since my bookshelves meant either there were no good books by women, or I had somehow read in such a way as to avoid them all.

Rivka Galchen, “The Only Thing I Envy Men,” an excerpt from the author’s forthcoming book. (via newyorker)