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@giraffeloverkaku
Giraffes are awesome,
I love giraffes.
Hey-o guys! Its me, Kaku. Your favorite guy.
(don't tell Luci I'm here lol)
Tags:
#kaku posting - misc
#kakus nonsensical yapping - shit post
#fan mail - asks
#kaku is appalled - for when kaku is SHOKETH
#𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 🪶 anon - the freaky anon :)
[[ there is a giraffe absolutely stumbling around. like. newborn giraffe style. ...these animal curses really are Getting people. ]]
- @perospero-official
GIRAFFE!!! :D
Giraffes are awesome :)
I love giraffes <3
you’ve known Paulie… so…
do you perhaps know why he might act like an angry blushing chihuahua around me all the time ;w;
I- I work for galley-la now and- … he’s being very silly… I can’t figure him out…
-Iceburg’s new adopted daughter… and Zoro’s new sister 💕
I'm sorry to say I haven't had an opportunity to talk with the guy in a while.....
I can't say for sure
lol bros crashing out over big ahh horse w/ long neck
-🐱🍮
...
Grill your shelf.
giraffes r kinda mid cats r better :3
-🐱🍮
WHY YOU LITTLE -
...no, I talked Abt this. Everyone can have different opinions...
(If u take curses)
I turn u into a giraffe
🪄✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
(I’ve been looking for u all day since other people started getting cursed. Lasts for a day and u can still talk)
-🐱🍮
HAH.
I saw your original ask and I got...
THE VACCINE
I'm IMMUNE
(NWH.inc not responsible for posible side effects)
(Side effects may include but are not limited to: Jaundice, death, vomiting, clinical lycanthropy, nausea, cancer, erectile dysfunction, sudden interest in omega verse, cotards delusion, unexpected hair growth, seizures, sense of impending doom, spontaneous swarms of killer mosquitoes, anime obsession, infertility, spontaneous combustion, creation of wormholes, hyperpigmentation, squirrel magnetism, type three diabetes, sudden springiness, Boing, BIG SHOT, and belief that your loved ones love you back!)
@thatthingwiththerats
KAKU.
WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE J.I.G.
WHO TOLD YOU
.... I am all knowing..
(Ty mod for the idea imma steal it (how does that jaundice thing even work??will this curse work??))
YOU CANT YAP GIRAFFES FOR TWO HOURS 🦒
🪄✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
-🐱🍮
NOOOOO D:
....
YOU LITTLE BLITHERING IDIOT
what he say fuck me for? :,(
-🐱🍮
((LET A GUY SWEAR))
((ykw. Better curse idea. He's not allowed to talk about giraffes for 2 hours. I torture him))
fair… -_- you’d kinda be jaundiced if u were a giraffe
-🐱🍮
and you can stfu.
(( YOU CANT STOP THE POWER OF THE J.I.G.!!!!! NO ONE CAN ))
(If u take curses)
I turn u into a giraffe
🪄✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
(I’ve been looking for u all day since other people started getting cursed. Lasts for a day and u can still talk)
-🐱🍮
HAH.
I saw your original ask and I got...
THE VACCINE
I'm IMMUNE
(NWH.inc not responsible for posible side effects)
(Side effects may include but are not limited to: Jaundice, death, vomiting, clinical lycanthropy, nausea, cancer, erectile dysfunction, sudden interest in omega verse, cotards delusion, unexpected hair growth, seizures, sense of impending doom, spontaneous swarms of killer mosquitoes, anime obsession, infertility, spontaneous combustion, creation of wormholes, hyperpigmentation, squirrel magnetism, type three diabetes, sudden springiness, Boing, BIG SHOT, and belief that your loved ones love you back!)
@thatthingwiththerats
:3
-🐱🍮
????
.... :3
PAULIE. YOU TATTLED ON ME TO ICEDADDY?? How could you.. 💔
I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!/REF
~ 🪶
special my ass, the fuck!
oh dear Lord.
🪶anon got you too
*Points at Kaku with my thumb while smiling*
I love this guy
thank you :)
wasup.
Lemme get a drink :)
-@giraffeloverkaku
(I swear Ill 'tip' well)
[Every single hair on Rell's nine tails fluffs out in shock, and she goes stock-still before quickly composing herself. She's lucky they weren't holding anything glass... it would probably be shattered by now.]
K-Kaku! Hey, hi, it's— uh.
I-ignore the tails, the, uh... this curse is— strange. Let me get you— um. Is your drink order still the same as it was?
(๑/////๑ ")ohnikahelp
yeah, same order :)
... a-an old fashioned, coming right up!
[Nika-damn-it-all, that squeakiness in her voice is going to be the death of her. She quickly turns, hiding the flustered expression as best she can, hoping that by giving their hands something to do, they'll begin to re-center. She carefully pulls the whiskey down from the shelf.]
It's, uh... it's been a while, Kaku. Uhm. How are things?
its been going well, how about you ;)
wasup.
Lemme get a drink :)
-@giraffeloverkaku
(I swear Ill 'tip' well)
[Every single hair on Rell's nine tails fluffs out in shock, and she goes stock-still before quickly composing herself. She's lucky they weren't holding anything glass... it would probably be shattered by now.]
K-Kaku! Hey, hi, it's— uh.
I-ignore the tails, the, uh... this curse is— strange. Let me get you— um. Is your drink order still the same as it was?
(๑/////๑ ")ohnikahelp
yeah, same order :)
HI KAKU!!! Are you still evil? Nyan, nyan?
@chimney-and-gonbe-offical
...that depends...
It was my job, and I was simply following instructions...
croocoo cooo coocroo coo cooorooo cooo coororooo coorooooo cooorooocoocooo cooo crooooo cooo coooroo coocoo coorooorooo coo coooo coo
translation: i just realized your blog is spreading misinformation. you are not the coolest cp0 member because I am the coolest cp0 member. it is your job as a cipher pol agent to protect the truth so you should change it to third coolest (lucci comes second of course)
@hattori-offical
As is I would take saas from a feather braind ninnyhammer like you.
U ain't nearly as cool as me.
