PERFECTLY NORMAL EARTH DOG
YOU ARE THE REASON

Janaina Medeiros

@theartofmadeline
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@girgarbagebot
PERFECTLY NORMAL EARTH DOG
/going offline for probably the rest of the night gnight erery one/
(from this gif)
M!A List [ All SFW ]
Honesty is the Best Policy: Muse cannot tell a lie for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Uninhibited: Muse says and does whatever they want without regard to the consequences for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Two Sides of the Same Coin: Muse is split into two different versions of themselves for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Timey-Wimey Stuff: Muse suddenly finds themselves in the past or the future [anon specifies which or when] for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Opposite Day: Muse says the opposite of what they mean for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Can you vague that up?: Muse must speak in riddles or vague terms for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
New Shakespeare: Everything the muse says must rhyme for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Dark Side: Muse is turned into a darker version of themselves for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Wings of an Angel: Muse suddenly has wings of an angel for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Intoxicated: Muse acts as if completely drunk for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Unfiltered: Muse says everything they think for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Invisible Man: Muse is invisible, can still be heard for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Tabula Rasa: Muse is afflicted with temporary amnesia. Whether they have forgotten part or all of their life is up to anon. Lasts for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Living Nightmares: Muse is plagued by hallucinations of their worst nightmares for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Mind Reader: Muse hears the thoughts of others for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Tag Along: Mun follows muse around for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
See No Evil: Muse is temporarily blinded for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Hear No Evil: Muse hears phantom voices for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Speak No Evil: Muse is unable to say anything remotely mean for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Narcolepsy: Muse falls asleep at the most random of times and must be awakened by someone else for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Songbird: Muse can only speak through song for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Confession: Muse confesses something they think or feel about everytime they talk to someone for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
Freaky Friday: Muse is now bodyswapped with (another muse or general character) for 24 hours or until [anon decides].
@thexvampirexking
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The small malfunctioning SIR Unit had been playing a childish game by himself for awhile, completely lost in the land of Ooo, when he spotted the vampire. He rolled over on his side, rolling over to the stranger and colliding with his foot. He waved and began to ask Marshall a question.
“Helloooooo! Do you wanna plaaaaaay a game wit me!? I can be a mongoose!”
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Hello GIR, my name is Warden. How are you?
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I liok your naaaame! What do it mean?
My name is GIIIR! I’m making browniiiees! With FUR!
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orb to the power of x pls
Dangerous Powers
Here They Are
asgorb
torbiel
floval
asriorb
papyrorb and sorbs
undyorb
alphorb
mettatorb
napstablorb
monstorb kid
omegorb floval??
What
corrupted souls dark AU
alexis-ivey-membrane
to Sodin the shadow was gone and the disterbed feeling she got when it arrived was gone. or was it still there but she couldn’t sens it? no it was gonne she knew it was gone. was it foiling with GIR’s radar? it must be foiling with it other whys she would still see it staring in to her vary soul.
“g-GIR STOP!!!!! i-its playing around with your senses ITS TRYING TO GET ETHER ME OR YOU KILLED!!”
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IT.
WHAT ?
IT WAS GONE. Why? He could’ve sworn it was there when he rammed it! But.. only his radar had told him that. He hadn’t looked. It seemed to still be on his radar at the time.. But there was no evidence he hit anything.. His sensory technology hadn’t fucked up this much before. Was it really just him?
The SIR unit heard Sodin’s voice, the door to the ship flinging open at the press of a button - his command.
“We must /LEAVE/ then. It is screwing up my devices! And hurting you! Hop in!”
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👗 ~~
Send Me A “👗” And My Muse Will Dress Yours (x) [Still Accepting!]
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He wants you to eat his waffles and wear some cool rugs
Why allow him to dress you
Big mistake
Send me a URL + 👄 and my muse will kiss them
OMG please send it!
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The robot was giggling gleefully but squirming a whooole lot for something that wanted to be up that high. When finally level with Mettaton’s face he poked at the other’s cheek and face in general - or at least tried to as best as he could manage. He was obviously really interested in Mettaton, especially since he was also a robot it seemed! They could be, like, robot friends! ROBOTO-PAA LS!!1
Whenever he did get the chance to poke at Mettaton his finger just kind of lightly clanked against his face, and GIR gave an amused and silly expression in response.
“I wannna knooow the right word. What’s the right woooooooooord?!” He stared at the other intently, awaiting whatever response he would get. He didn’t even really know what he was asking. But. It was a question he wanted to ask!
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The larger robot wasn’t having too much trouble with how the smaller one was squirming, he had a pretty good grip on him. He blinked at his face was poked and prodded, he didn’t really mind that much, he guessed. He was pretty interested in GIR as well, since he’d never seen another robot before. At least not one with any independent thinking, if that’s what you could call this.. IT was pretty much independent, he figured.
He chuckles slightly at the light sound of clanking from their metal hitting each other lightly, finding the other’s reaction to it rather amusing in it’s own way.
“I think the word you may be looking for to describe our height difference is that I’m a giant.” He figured that’s what he wanted to know, but honestly, he really wasn’t all that sure. At least he had supplied him with an answer though, so there was that, right??
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The smaller bot was still so amazed. Ah yes. Giant! Mettaton was a giant! What good wordings. GIR’s giggling had continued, however seemingly more strained and child-like than before.
“How’d you get so giant?” He asked innocently, curiosity scrawled across the SIR Unit’s mechanical face. A sudden realization hit him though after asking the question and he looked down at the tray he dropped, straining to look at the fish that was still inside.
“Oh noes I forgot da fishy.”
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I just added an icons page link to my description
I use html to make them smaller btw ovo ))
*tries making a million more icons because I’m trash* ))
I APPROVE THIS MIXTAPE
……..da hell was that?
what the hell is going on?
when someone insults your cooking