Oct 26, 2025
English added by me :)
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A Cotton Heart and a Button Eye
@sushidragon
she/her || 21⬆️
Aug 18, 2025
I'm high as fuck at medieval times and trying so hard to look normal. My friend pointed at a QR code and went "What is the meaning of this Rune..." and I almost threw up trying not to laugh
Friends were doing a Bit where they boo the King and Queen bc they're antimonarchists and I got legit nervous like "Guys they're like RIGHT there, we're gonna get beheaded 😭😭😭" and when the servers showed up to sell glowy swords and stuff I sank into my seat like. "Omfgggg guys I told youuu"
They kept doing very immersive jeering like "DISHONORABLE" and "LET HIM TASTE YOUR STEEL!" and I started being like... guys this is so fucked up... This is people's lives...
Jul 20, 2025
An event happened to me tonight
I’m chosing to believe he didn’t pee. I’m chosing to believe he got in and immediately went “uh oh”
But, before he could get out, I got in. So then, he helplessly just turned to me and said the first thing that could describe our mutual situation:
Welcome to the pee pee palace.
Jul 6, 2025
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Forgot to post these here
May 22, 2025
houseplant type friend
May 14, 2025
And they were roommates...
May 10, 2025
sprites
Apr 23, 2025
Mar 8, 2025
a tail of two witches (a short original comic)
you can read the rest of it here: https://lalage.neocities.org/monstering
Mar 7, 2025
Attempting a viral archery trick!
Thanks to Orissa Kelly for the inspiration! I love a good impractical archery shot, but my mobility has a way to go 😬
Patreon - everything else
Feb 27, 2025
Ontario Votes
Hey Ontario! There’s an election on Thursday February 27th. That’s tomorrow. You need to vote.
If you received a voter information card in the mail:
Your voter card will have your voting location and poll number on it. You need to bring your voter card and one other piece of ID. There’s a list of ID you can use HERE (français).
(You don't need photo ID, and you don't need to provide any information about your gender.)
If you did not receive a voter information card, or you’ve lost it, or you forget to bring it to the polling place:
You can absolutely still vote. You can find your voting location HERE (français).
You will need to bring a piece of ID that has both your name and your address on it. Proof of address is important because the staff need to know you’re voting in the right district. There’s a list of ID you can use HERE (français).
The polls are open from 9AM to 9PM. Voting is quick and usually simple. What time they’re busy depends on what your neighbourhood is like.
Information for voters with disabilities is HERE (français). If you have feedback on accessibility, there will be forms you can fill out at your polling station.
Elections Ontario does not call voters - if someone called or texted you to say the time or location has changed, that’s fraud. Check the website for accurate information.
If you got a mail-in ballot and you have not sent it yet, drop it off in person at your local returning office (français) anytime before 6pm.
More information here. Plus d'informations ici. Other languages here.
EVERYONE GO VOTE.
Feb 1, 2025
baby lion dance by qiuqiuqiu (cnetizens comment he started working before he was a month old)
Dec 22, 2024
this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this, which i have only tested at a small scale and not this final version exactly (where i have done such things as further widening the cheeks and finalizing the leg shapes.) i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐
go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!
woah this got big!! and after another try i have another untested tweak for yall. this should help the weird pinchy side seams out. yey
