Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

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so who’s the older twin?

george: we’re twins it doesn’t matter.

fred: me.

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Sirius: Fugitive or not, it’s nice to be wanted.

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Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

Harry Potter, probably

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James: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends I could fight crime with!

Sirius: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends I could commit crime with!

Lily: I wish I had a super tight-knit group of friends.

Snape: I wish I had friends.

Remus: I wish I could knit.

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Sirius: Hey Remus can you get me a drink?

Remus: Sure, what do you want?

Sirius: Something as dark as my merciless soul.

Remus: *carries in atlas’s of milk*

Sirius: I feel insulted.

Remus: You should.

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Sirius: *does something so stupid, just so stupid, absolute stupid*

Remus: ah. regrettably, that is the love of my life.

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Ron: EEEK ITS FATHER DAY! THIS YEARS GONNA BE GREAT!! HOW ARE YOU GUYS GONNA SHOW YOUR DADS YOU’RE THANKFUL FOR THEM?

Harry, who’s father is dead:

Hermione, who’s father is charmed to forget he ever had a child:

Neville, who’s father is kept away in a hospital and is hardly even a father figure:

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Dumbledore: Ah, I see you’ve received my note?

Harry: Of course I got it. You taped it to my head while I was sleeping.

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Sirius: Aaand we’re back on at Secrets with Sirius!! Today’s topic: Lily hit James with a book; lover’s spat???? potential breakup?????

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please, tell me I’m wrong

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Hermione: You said you were taking me somehwere private.

Ron *from inside his blanket fort*: Not even Harry is allowed in here.

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Remus: *trips over the curb*

Sirius: *fucking annihilates the entire city*

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Hermione: International women’s day everybody!! You know what that means!! Harry, Ron, sit still look pretty!!

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Lucius: What are you gonna do, cry about it?

Draco: Oh I fucking will.

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Ron: I’m such an idiot.

Ron:

Hermione:

Ron:

Hermione:

Ron:

Hermione: If you’re waiting for me to disagree with you this is going to be a very long night.

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McGonagall: Do any of you have healthy stress outlets?

Ginny: screaming

Ron: moping

Harry: drinking

Hermione: plotting revenge

Draco: murder

McGonagall:

McGonagall: Okay so we have screaming.

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James: hello

Lily: hell no