[eclogues]

i havent done anything or been anyone ever

[segamascott]

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[ring2002]

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

[wetheurban]

Stop delaying joy until life looks a certain way. You're allowed to be happy while you're figuring things out.

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[mmleepmlorp]

My five year plan is to just see what happens

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[brdrlneprsnltydsrdr]

[ewaneneollav]

your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person

[knownqueerbaiter]

strapjobs r awesome bc u can lowkey chew it a little if u want

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work

[cybermanes]

Liquor? Um yeah bud if she’ll let me

[bobdylanyaoi]

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

[ycoil]

(stepping onto someones elses 2 note vent post with my hand raised and my chest puffed out) i Also would like to kill myself